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[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[nokiabae]

[redacted-cryptid]

Is that Doug dimmadome?

[randomfandomteacher]

owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[shimanamii]

Calm your gay ass down for one scene, Ymir. ONE SCENE

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

[ayungbiochemist]

Memes are now meant to reach an audience of 3 people max

[6lacksoul]

[aleworldaddict]

‘Drive Thru’  Iana Godnia by Sam Rock for Heroine Magazine Spring/Summer 2017

[susiephone]

someone: wow i can’t believe kesha’s actually good now!

me, externally: haha, yeah, her new stuff is incredible

me, internally: her stuff has ALWAYS been incredible. just because her old stuff was more party and dance music and used autotune and was marketed towards teenage girls doesn’t change the fact that her lyrics have always been clever, heartwarming, and just plain fun. even if her old music wasn’t personally your cup of tea, you can’t pretend that she hasn’t always been a talented musician with a great voice – y’all talk like she didn’t release stripped-down versions of her old music with no autotune years ago, PROVING her voice is amazing. animal, cannibal and warrior had so many bops on them, so many uplifting party songs, and from the very beginning, she has been subverting and satirizing the drunken party girl image her label built up for her. and let’s not even get into the fact that she has a genius level iq, and is an all-around great person and has always been outspoken about human rights, and is an inspiration for abuse survivors everywhere, and,

[pochowek]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

just a video of my cat when he’s up in the middle of the night knocking stuff over

[forever90s]

[dig-dug]

when u know somebody is lyin

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome

[dojacat]

[cashewmonster]

Visit Original Link

BLUHAHE

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[cancerousmemes]

[waxelplax]

anime woman: *has a baby*

anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character

anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........

anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*

[cervidaeze-archive-deactivated2]

when i realized this was an actual ad and not some top tier shitpost i almost had a fucking stroke