Jacklikesgames

Games are cool, Bioshock is best, Vampires are awesome, I don't know about the rest

[anneemay]

It's not in the news...that's crazy

[anneemay]

Bomb threat against pro-Palestinian supporter in Sydney

A homemade bomb has been placed on a car outside a home flying the Palestinian flag, sparking a response by the bomb squad.

[ungezieferwerden]

A homemade bomb has been placed on a car outside a home flying the Palestinian flag, sparking a response by the bomb squad.

non pay wall link

[rokamakofo]

[itznarcotic]

[tayne-dot-exe]

[trans-kitty-meow]

gordan ramsey would NEVER fuck you raw he hates things that are raw 😔

[trans-kitty-meow]

if this is my first post to hit 1k I will kill someone

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

drat, I'm like a millisecond too late but get notes blasted <3

[charcubed]

Christmas song parodies ->  365 12 days of Tumblr

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 17th of december, 2012.

[the-haiku-bot]

date of origin:

17th of december,

2012.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ampervadasz]

[biocrafthero]

ANATOMY (2016)

[laclefdescoeurs]

The Cat at Play, 1860-78, Henriëtte Ronner-Knip

[saurons-pr-department]

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

[were--ralph]

Is it OK to still consume cum or

[ferallindsay]

no you have to "guzzle" it this year

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[you-were-made-to-reblog]

[liathwen-slays-dragons-blog]

This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

you left out the most important part

[catchymemes]

[urhokarila]

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

[bacontoktok]

[cellarspider]

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

[scientia-rex]

I would not have guessed this in a thousand years. I am delighted.

[quillwritten]

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]