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This blog is for reblogging all kinds of stuff that tickle my fancy.

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[cigardoesart]

DO YOU REMEMBER? THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

Gif I made for this same date last year, posting it here now!

[probertson]

🐸 

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[ottermatopoeia]

it's what daft punk would have wanted

[catchymemes]

Disney Facial Expressions

[loveitorreblogit]

[modmad]

this person was animated by someone on too much caffeine with a huge love of lip sync, teeth, and a healthy disregard for how real peoples move because life is better exaggerated especially when you’re dropping facts

so what I’m saying is you’re all wrong this is a Don Bluth character

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[maggi-cube]

Grandmama ATE this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Nothing compares

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

I am OBSESSED with this

[katiemcgrath]

idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,

[katiemcgrath]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?

[leg-stealing-bee]

ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???

[leg-stealing-bee]

WHAT????

[goblin-phannie]

[toastbutteregg]

this is so me i swear

[paxamericana]

'Woke up sweating': Some Texans shocked to find their smart thermostats were raised remotely

Some said they didn't know their thermostats were being accessed from afar until it was almost 80 degrees inside their homes.

Without anyone touching it, they said their thermostat was changed while they were sleeping, making their home unbearably hot.

“Was my daughter at the point of overheating?” English said. “She’s 3 months old. They dehydrate very quickly.”

His wife received an alert on her phone soon after that. The family said their thermostat had been changed remotely, raising the temperature of their home during a three-hour “energy saving event.”

The family’s smart thermostat was installed a few years ago as part of a new home security package. Many smart thermostats can be enrolled in a program called “Smart Savers Texas.” It’s operated by a company called EnergyHub.

The agreement states that in exchange for an entry into sweepstakes, electric customers allow them to control their thermostats during periods of high energy demand. EnergyHub’s list of its clients include TXU Energy, CenterPoint and ERCOT.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

For the love of god stop getting smart shit

[sindri42]

FYI, the rest of your “new home security package” is also freely accessible to anybody related to the company that you got it from, as well as any hacker who takes the time to spoof their signal.

So if you’ve got alarms they will not notify you when somebody breaks in but will absolutely tell the criminals when you are and are not home, even how much time you spend in each individual room or when that three-month-old daughter you mentioned is unattended.

If you’ve got cameras, anything you do in the “privacy” of your home could end up posted to video sites… or if the resolution is high enough they could just pull all the numbers off credit cards and bank statements and vital documents for their own use.

And if you got one of those fucking electronic door locks, anybody associated with the company (and also any hacker) can enter freely at any time, silently, without leaving any evidence afterward, but you could be shut out of your own house for any reason.

[bananonbinary]

here’s another fun fact: asexual does not mean nonsexual.

asexuals’ relationship with sex and sexual attraction tends to be….complicated. there’s a bit of an idea of like, oh of course, you’re either sex-favorable, sex-neutral, or sex-repulsed, but honestly i see a LOT of discussion about how wildly different those can each look for each individual. some people are comfortable with some acts in very specific contexts, and deeply upset by them in all others. some people find certain forms of nonsexual intimacy (like kissing) to still be off-limits, while something most people might consider more charged (like nudity) is totally fine. a lot of us just kind of have a long laundry list like “this is fine, this isn’t, that one’s okay, that one’s always off-limits….” because the big secret is that “sex” isn’t really any cohesive act as much as a lot of little things that people just threw together and called one thing.

as for attraction: some aces are actually attracted to other people once in a blue moon, and simply don’t want to clarify that every time. some aren’t entirely sure, but don’t want to spend their whole lives guessing. some ARE completely sure they never have and never will feel an attraction.

at the end of the day, much like any label, this single word really doesn’t tell you much of anything about what a person is actually like unless you bother to ask them what it means to them.

[bananonbinary]

like, here’s what asexual (and aromantic) means to me:

i don’t ever want to have sex with someone. for this reason, i call myself sex-repulsed. (i also hate kissing.)

i don’t really think of myself as “romance-repulsed,” but i cant really fathom what actually makes a relationship romantic instead of platonic, so i probably won’t ever be in one. i have no real strong feelings for or against being in a qpr.

i do have quite a few things i like to do to feel intimate with someone (like cuddling), but they are entirely nonsexual and nonromantic in my mind.

i do read, and talk about, fictional explicit content.

i have had at least one case of Feelings for someone, but it was too brief for me to really figure out how i felt about it, and hasn’t happened again since.

i am also aggressively sex-positive, which isn’t exactly a part of my asexuality, but has been informed by it.

in many ways, i am the quintessential sex-repulsed aroace that allos assume we all are. and yet, they still aggressively ignore a lot of these facts about me, because it’s much easier to assume sex-repulsed is one-size-fits-all than to actually ask me.

(and no, you aren’t entitled to any of these details if someone doesn’t want to give them. if “asexual” is all they say, you should be respectful of that. just don’t make any further assumptions one way or the other.)

[magpieghost]

Can y'all ever like feel a hyperfixation coming on? Like you very briefly interact w smth and you're like 'I'm coming back to you later and bringing my entire brain this time and if I watch this video again I will not stop thinking about it for the next 3 months'

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[daily-tiktoks]

@bob.reese: Location: @motivemovement in Greenville, South Carolina! Come swing on stuff and have fun with me here! 😂 I’ll teach you sick moves like this

Video Description: [[MORE]]

Bob is in a gym standing in front of the railing on the second floor and holding onto a ring that is attached to the ceiling by a rope.

Person filming: "Bob, this is not a good idea. Don't do that."

Bob: "Na-ah, dude, it's fun"

Bob jumps, swinging.

Bob: "I'm on X-games mode"

Bob crashes into an entire stack of mats.

[holdtightposts]

There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

[jaubaius]

This dude is an absolute specimen

[raaviel-revelations]

god the noises he makes

[estrogenpatchnotes]

this is a fucking earthbound enemy

[yabasha]

a goddamn powerhouse of a man, an absolute motherfucker

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[umbralaperture]

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

[yabasha]

words can't describe how much i love this

[twitblr]

Doing the same thing over & over again & expecting a different result. (x)

[mariakono]