[pemberlaey]

The single greatest shot in cinematic history is when Wesley confidently asserts, “Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist” and then the ROUS dive bombs him out of fucking nowhere and tackles him to the ground. Die mad about it.

[pemberlaey]

for those that haven’t lived seen the princess bride

[artemispanthar]

[carpenter-sabrina]

Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson in Carpool Karaoke: The Series

[a-healthy-heather]

most important thing i’ve read today

[wetookanoath]

RELATABLE

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

Brie Larson Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions | WIRED

[ghostsandgoblins]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gothicromancebf]

bands that definitely said “gay rights!!”:

my chemical romance

panic! at the disco

fall out boy

paramore

waterparks

as it is

feel free to add on!

[nepofledgling]

I’m thinking about butch lesbians… but are butch lesbians thinking about me?

[popculty]

Some heroes wear capes.

[werewurm-deactivated20210103]

therapist: d7 dice doesn’t exist and can’t hurt you 

d7 dice:

[sushinfood]

don’t forget its friends

[homocorn]

spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Realizing after three days that $90 still came out of your account:

[schmuddel]

How the hell are you people so bad with money

[emperilysm]

Monkey brain not evolved to deal with numbers larger than 5

[duke-of-derpington]

Grug not accustomed to fiat paper

[the-loveliest-lies]

Me see things and want them. I just have to give them plastic card. Which they’ll give right back so I don’t rlly lose anything

[h0odrich]

What r u mixed with

my mom and my dad

[chickenfarmersan]

[maleksrami]

Rami Malek’s most prestigious award wins:

2016 Critic’s Choice Award for Best Actor in a Television Drama Series (Mr. Robot) 2016 Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series (Mr. Robot) 2019 Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama (Bohemian Rhapsody) 2019 SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role (Bohemian Rhapsody) 2019 BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role (Bohemian Rhapsody) 2019 Academy Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role (Bohemian Rhapsody)

[nevver]

Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls

[sholace]

What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit

[stoleyourcarbon]

[in-love-with-my-bed]

im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

the funny thing is that that actually is Montana

[prokopetz]

My major takeaway from this is that we’ve been using the wrong name in our memes all this time: if she’s a middle-aged soccer mom, statistically her name is Jennifer.