Dino-Mite

I'm Ranch. I like reading (a bit too much) and, like many others, I am currently getting through high school. Feel free to ask what ever you want.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[bedbugbiting]

[rivaini-rae]

This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day

[businessinsider]

Trump’s net approval rating has dropped dramatically in every state

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[coldtake]

[weavemama]

maybe gangster whales is what we need in order to fight climate change

[moro-nokimi]

Whales, you’re doing great sweeties

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[galesofnovember]

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Left.

[coldlikedeath]

LEFT

[localstarboy]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO HAPPEN YET IN 2017

[ithelpstodream]

Agreed.

[orpheusmorpheous]

What the fuck do you think that thing on his head is?

[animentality]

a demonic parasite.

[lindsayslohan]

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[thursday]

[distinguishedbaloney]