All Over Da Place

Random assortment of reblogs, cats and night thoughts

[melonmemes]

[thefandomdropout]

Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!

[fkacoochie-deactivated20230424]

If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children

[catasters]

[thepolopox]

Cards Against Humanity’s got no chill on these capitalist holidays.

[did-you-know]

In 2016, Cards Against Humanity got people to pay them over $100,000 to dig a hole for no reason.  

Source Source 2 Source 3

You may remember some of their protests from previous years - like that one time they sold actual bull shit to 30k people:

Source

[helloclancy]

cards against humanity posted a listing to try to hire barack obama for their ceo position on craigslist im

[witchiestsuggestions]

Use a Cards Against Humanity as an oracle deck.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that  Black Friday 2013, Cards Against Humanity had an “Anti-Sale” with increased prices, and still had a sales spike and maintained its best-selling status on Amazon. (x)

[commodorecliche]

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

[scullyseviltwin]

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can't build his wall

"The government is being run by a toilet."

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world. 

[constant-diablerie]

here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[catmemearchive]

[kappagecko]

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[christopher575]

[unluckysword-deactivated2019031]

[sindri42]

So hey you know how the whole Bode meme came from somebody’s dream in which they saw a tumblr meme from the future with no context? And how they assumed it was short for ‘foreboding’ or something, but that doesn’t even make sense because there’s no bode in foreboding? This is the actual origin of that prophetic vision.

[beckette]

men weaponize art against women

[beckette]

notable examples of this include:

that one college guy who was going to play the piano on campus until his ex took him back

the game designer who tried to propose to his (now ex) girlfriend via the spider man video game

the song “hey there, delilah”. written abt a girl who was in a relationship w another man

any time a guy tries to use art to manipulate a woman into loving him and/or giving him what he wants, he’s wielding it as a weapon

[beckette]

yo shout out to everyone who’s interpreted this post as me saying that men should never make art for any reason ever again. they’re right

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[jumpingjacktrash]

end harpy shaming 2k18

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“work smarter not harder” ho ho ho listen buster at minimum wage I’m not doing either piss off