Nåjoo

Ia, she/her. 🇫🇮

[dick-chugger]

I always forget how fucked up summer is. It's 23:00.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[xitty]

Arvostan tätä sanaleikkiä junan kahvimukissa.

(Ei ois tarvinnut selitystä tuohon alle, mutta hauska joka tapauksessa)

[lovelyblep]

No shame in using the safeword (quitting a fic that doesnt do it)

[lavenderprose]

Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."

- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

[maggots-on-fire]

Mina kära ömsesidiga bolag mutuals,

Mannagrynsgröt?

Ja tack

Nej tack

Har aldrig provat det

Annan oändligt nyanserad åsikt

Voting ended onMay 18

[thenwedied]

January 2017 - Tampa Bay

Heated Rivalry Week | Day 6 - Favourite Scene

[my-castles-crumbling]

okay stay with me for this one.

When Ilya moves to the Centaurs he doesn’t get to keep his number. Some old fuck on the team already has it and refuses to trade, no matter how much Ilya bribes him.

so, in true Ilya Rozanov fashion, he picks the number 24. People think he did it to be an asshole, which is true, but he also did it to have Shane with him all the time. Shane was both infuriated and touched by it.

but then of course, years later, SHANE transfers to Ottawa. And lo and behold, the old fuck who had number 81 retired, so when Shane has to choose a number?

81 is available.

so the first day of training, Shane walks into practice in a jersey that says Hollander, 81, with an absolutely shit-eating grin on his face.

and Ilya goes insane.

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[socialpants]

Terveisiä ja enemmän persekuutioita vaan kaikille suomen fasisti-natseille

[ravunpuolikas]

toivon että koko suomitumppu tietää et 13.5. on "älä hymyile senkin rikas" -alkuperäistwiitin vuosipäivä

[torillatavataan]

Valmistitko simaa tänä vappuna?

Kyllä, ihan itse ensimmäistä kertaa.

Kyllä, ihan itse. Olen valmistanut ennenkin.

En ole koskaan valmistanut simaa, mutta joku muu lähipiirissä valmisti.

En, mutta joku muu lähipiirissä valmisti. Olen valmistanut itse aiemmin.

En ole koskaan valmistanut simaa, eikä kukaan lähipiirissäkään valmistanut.

En, eikää kukaan lähipiirissäkään valmistanut. Olen valmistanut itse aiemmin.

Hyi, simaa. x(

Voting ended onMay 9

[vaguewarlock]

Purkamas turhautumist junassa :D

[winterserpent]

@valtionrautatiet-official

[valtionrautatiet-official]

Suomalaisen halun olla häiritsemättä muita ihmisiä ohittaa vain suomalaisen halu istua oikealla paikalla.

[unofficial-estonia]

Residents of Tallinn apparently are all cannabis georg who smoke *checks notes* 48 480 blunts a day (per person), according to Helsingin Uutiset

[tall-wolf-of-tarth]

Savu-Georg please meet your friend from Helsinki, beer-Georg (Kalja-Yrjö) who drinks 700 beer cans a day

[unofficial-estonia]

Savu-Jüri and Kalja-Yrjö should meet up. It looks like they have a lot in common

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[magicratfingers]

many such pillowcases