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obsob

beloved!!!

brbarou

queen-in-waiting

al-norton

Gizmo!

For @courtlessjester ✨

dare-to-dm

When the PCs try to be sneaky, but they suck at Bluffing

thatoneshadyshop

One can’t decide whether to join the Bard’s College or the Thieves Guild.

One will just have to weigh the prose and the cons.

racist-sundown-site-deactivated

*loads crossbow*

FUCK

F U C K

this is why I like to involve people in the plotting process. it’s a valid & pretty common way to do it so fucking own it

particlemilk-unlockable-gender

tag your nsfw (not something for wizards) I don’t want to see any platemail or axes okay I can’t use that

cvberitual

maybe you should train yourself to be a spellsword, sweaty ((: welcome to the real world

particlemilk-unlockable-gender

I can’t believe I’m being proficiency shamed on my own post

prokopetz

The problem with trying to come up with realistic rules for falling damage in your tabletop RPG is that falling doesn’t follow rules. There are people who’ve survived falling from airliners at cruising altitude, and there are people who’ve died falling out of bed. Falling is, fundamentally, bullshit.

brewerssupplies

Start a business selling faulty rpg items. Such as brass knuckles that do 1d6 lightning damage but due to conduction you also take damage.

one-true-houselight

A flail made from aloe leaves so it healed as it dealt damage.

brewerssupplies

A ring of frostbite. Over time your hand slowly gets more and more frostbitten.

highlyquestionablerpgideas

An enchanted scythe. Once in battle, it becomes painfully obvious the “enchantment” was Minor Illusion. It’s actually made of cardboard.

brewerssupplies

An axe that doesn’t do damage but makes enemies smell nice.

probablybarpgideas-blog

A bow that only shoots where you’re aiming if you’re blackout drunk.

mooretimetoplay

A sword that does untyped area of effect damage. With d12s. Many of them.

brewerssupplies

A sword that is actually just a really big butter knife.

mooretimetoplay

A crossbow that when not in use becomes a large raven to fly around on its own. It has its own, very specific ideas as to when and where it is in use.

brewerssupplies

A Staff of Goodwill that rather than making peace with others just gives you bargain bin items.

numeneragoth

a shuriken that is actually a fidget spinner

probablyfoodrpgideas-deactivate

The Scone of Stone. A pastry designed to last forever, really just a rock with raisins painted on.

brewerssupplies

A torch of everlasting fire, but in all reality it just lasts like ten minutes longer than an average torch.

probablybarpgideas-blog

A healing potion that’s just tequila

probablydogrpgideas

a summoning item that is shaped like a bunny

only summons dogs

and only if close enough hear to hear it make squeaky noises

love squeaky toy noises

euclid-class-dm

A cursed idol which, on closer inspection, is just a happy meal toy from a McDonalds franchise in R'lyeh.

brewerssupplies

A tome of death that is actually supposed to be called the tome of breath. When opening this book a hot gust of wet air is expelled from its pages.

constantlyonfirerpgideas

A torch of everlasting fire that just keeps burning. When it burns down the torch, the fire just keeps spreading and doesn’t go out. Ever.

darkdungeonsrpgideas

A collection of magic research notes from a long-disproven magical theory.

probablysystemrpgideas

A Mac-hacks guide when your System is on a Windows.

brewerssupplies

Could be a good item A coin that when activated opens a portal on one of its sides. That portal leads to one of the 4 elemental planes. Rolla d4 to determine 1-Earth 2-Water 3-Fire 4-Air This portal is contained to that side of the coin and is the size of that side. This can be used as a flamethrower, industrial fan, hydro pump, and a whole lot of dirt.

powerfulwizard

I hate that all wizards these days wear sexy sleek light armor and are clean shaven. What happened to the real wizard? The robes and the pointy hat? Or the dark hood with glowing eyes coming out? Have you all forgotten where you came from?

powerfulwizard

REJECT MODERNINITY

EMBRACE TRADITION

queenoftheantz

Here are the other colored drawings I had! The most BEAUTIFUL MAGIC BOY, the sweetest flips, Kravitz and Garyl!

filibusterfrog

big ol party poster for @artpit

gallusrostromegalus

OC questions that helped me with characterization:

On a scale of “is occasionally forced to bathe” to “Instagram model with sponsors to hoe for” how involved is your OC’s Skincare routine?

What are your OC’s food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?

What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of your OC?

What’s your OC’s response to being asked for money by a homeless person?

Does your OC get lost easily? What do they do when they do get lost?

What would STOP your OC from Doing The Right Thing in a tense situation?

Realistically, could your OC (in their normal circumstances- i.e. at thier own house/battlecamp/spaceship etc.) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to? A Dog? A Houseplant? A rock with a smiley face painted on?

If your OC had to take the S.A.T. tomorrow with one night to prep, how would they do? both emotionally and academically.

What would cause your OC to chose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?

On a scale of “Complete and Justified nervous breakdown” to “Conquer The Entire Galaxy and become an Immortal God-Emperor”, how well would your OC handle being abducted by Aliens?

What song is 100% garunteed to get your OC beyond turnt and will be sung loudly and emabarrasingly, either in public or the shower?

What perfectly-normal-to-them-thing does your OC do that confuses/pisses off/terrifies thier neighbors?

Under what circumstances would your OC appear naked in public?

What thing did your OC’s parents do that your OC wishes they had a better explanation for?

How often does your OC “zone out” or do things on autopilot and how severe have the problems that have arisen from that been?

How strong or weak is your OC’s Impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened becuase of thier Impulsivity or inability to be so?

How does your OC sabotage themselves?

What’s the trashiest item in your OC’s wardrobe, when was the last time they wore it and why do they still have it?

How Dehydrated is your OC right now? Are they going to fix this?

What’s your OC smell like? no, not that “Vanilla and Anxiety” evocative stuff, realistically. Body odor? what have they been touching all day? When was thier last shower? Did they put on any kind of artificial scent?