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@wbluesky
They can make me go to meetings, they can't make me pay attention the whole time
Two sentence horror stories
Or
Moments before disaster
You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.
Yes, please reblog
Do it. Now.
i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’
Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.
This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale*
SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!
Fine I promise.
This could save people!!
Read and reblog this, regardless of anything.
Woah this is important guys
I really hope this is reblogged until tumblr dies or the world ends
[* this actually does fit ralsei kinda!]
[* also Tumblr tried to stop me from rebloging this]
@handsomely-pregnant-druid
the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.
RIP😔🙏📚🍯
I hope I too, can die of something weird enough that people 110 years from now will still remember my whimsy ~
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
Giv news
This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.
im passed my drivers test🙏🏽
Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao
plz bagel plssss 🙏
BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL
Bagel, pls
bagel please i need this thank you
pls bagel
Bagel please
I beg of you sir bagel
PLEASE BAGEL GOD
fire bagel is the only fucker that has EVER worked for me, this one is Real
If the fire bagel can manifest news for me I didn't even know I was waiting for, then who am I to resist?
This is probably a bat or a dikdik or something, but it straight up looks like my chihuahua and I love it ❤️❤️❤️
Got a MacBook. Going back to school this fall.
I guess I'm living out my "white girl" dreams after all. Should I start trying to write?
This is 1000% accurate
MB: My hair was 2cm longer and I'd changed the colour and texture
Me: bleached wolfcut, gottit
MB: Nana gave me a patterned wrap
Me: full cowboy outfit let's goooooooooo
@tempibunxo
For America's 250th anniversary, the world as a whole has decided, and they're very excited to announce:
The USD is no longer a recognized currency!
That's right, the USD, king of currency and debt-laden society, is now officially worthless. The paper it's printed on retaining value due to the long standing drugs that have assimilated into the bill. Slave-wage children across the globe shout for joy before being whipped back into service, and the American people continue a glut of ignorance as we barely even register that our economy is now make believe.
Certain people try desperately to exchange their funds, to find ANY wealth elsewhere, but are shocked to learn that no one wants their worthless scraps. The average American starves within a week, as every fast food company pulls out and refuses USD custom, grocery stores don't get new shipments, the massive mono-culture crops that the US exported now sits rotting, as no one will accept even our produce now.
Somewhere, a fat orange president claims it is the best the economy has ever done, he declares that he has "won the war on money" and that every US citizen (ESPECIALLY the starving ones!) is the biggest winner in all of this.
Gas is still $4/gal. Obama is blamed.
home cooked meal
i will be your sword and shield
Take heart in the following: knowing how the meal is made makes it not taste as good!! We are our harshest critics!
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37 now. Guess that makes me... 19 year old adult now (I've "been an adult" for 19 years, as it were).
It's strange how toned down everything has gotten in the past couple years. Maybe it's just seeing the patterns ahead of the nonsense that follows them, or second puberty chilling out all the other hormones. One way or another, I can safely say I like my life now a lot more than when I was 18/19. Stay alive for your future self, they are worth it, and they are still you ❤️ happy pride everyone!
Three is the hot girl at the party and at least 4 different spaceship-sized AIs are clustered around it, trying desperately to do the academic equivalent of flirting
@tempibunxo be the Three you always knew you could be
We do really need to consider this from Farai's POV though.
Your wife is a wonderful, caring planetary leader and scientist <3
She goes on what's meant to be a mundane planetary survey expedition
this turns into a corporate death trap she and her team just barely escape with their lives
after the death trap she gets kidnapped by the corporation that made the death trap due to them not wanting to pay damages
again. she and her team miraculously escape with their lives
after what easily had to be 6+ months she finally arrives home
Your wife is traumatized, unwilling to talk about or address this trauma, and now has a co-dependent relationship with a rogue SecUnit
You and the family are really trying not to hold the 'rogue SecUnit' thing against the Rogue SecUnit. Not its fault. But it is sarcastic and glares a lot and is non-social and has installed literal spydrones everywhere. It's willing to kill anyone who hurts your wife or her extended family. This is, to put it bluntly, a bit of an Adjustment for everyone.
Your wife decides to retire from being a planetary leader. One one hand, you think it's a good idea for her to take the time to focus on her mental health and be with her loved ones. On the other hand, it's concerning all of this has made her give up one of her passions.
One of your older children is going on her first off-planetary survey. This is good, obviously :) It's just. you are all still stressing from the trauma of your last family member's planetary survey.
It's fine. It's going to be fine. Your brother-in-law is going to be with her, and a bunch of your wife's long-standing colleagues, and-- you have complex feelings about this-- the SecUnit. it will be fine.
It is not fine.
The SecUnit and your brother-in-law and your daughter have all been kidnapped by a mysterious force for mysterious reasons.
Now your wife-- who is meant to be on indefinite mental health leave-- is off to save them.
You and your third partner want to go with her. You want to. But you have no skills for this, and family at home you need to care for. So you stay on the sidelines, waiting, waiting, waiting.
THEY'RE OKAY EVERYONE IS OKAY
thank fuck. phew. okay. now they're going to come home and--
what do you meant they're not coming home
what do you mean your child has decided to go to university off world at the school that kidnapped her
what do you mean your wife, instead of retiring, has decided to become some sort of anti-corporate activist
Yeah okay. This is not a conversation to have over the feed with a 2+ month time delay. You need to have an in-person conversation. You'll make a family trip of it; Nana and Sofia will come with. This is a good, normal, family visit
you all get kidnapped
I too have a masc/femm urge to wait in the car