My life in internet form.

A perfect stranger once said to me: "you have a beautiful soul in a twisted metal kind of way." That's what i'm here to show...

[ink-pedia]

Lincoln Lima

[kungfutaichimaster]

Kung fu wrist lock

Wearing feiyue shoes to practice Kung fu: http://www.icnbuys.com/feiyue-shoes

[psych2go]

If you like these posts, follow @psych2go.

[heartrate]

i’m interested in stargazing and rough sex

[we-are-all-broken-statues]

Somebody talk to me

I'm bored as fuck

[fuckeverythingbecomeapirate]

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[fatassbry-deactivated20170418]

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

[nasty-nympho]

I counting on you lol

[thoughtsof-r]

every time

[jaethefade]

Ok, but no lie these really do work. I wanted to go on a trip to Vegas and all seemd lost until I found out I had a rewards card from my job that had been building since I started with a cash balance of $500 lol 

Just got it in the mail the other day

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[fatassbry-deactivated20170418]

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

[nasty-nympho]

I counting on you lol

[thoughtsof-r]

every time

[jaethefade]

Ok, but no lie these really do work. I wanted to go on a trip to Vegas and all seemd lost until I found out I had a rewards card from my job that had been building since I started with a cash balance of $500 lol 

Just got it in the mail the other day

[cantaloupemilk]

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

[nike-visions]

[kur0shitsu-blog]

The Story So Far - Empty Space (x)

[catposerloverthing]

fts

fuck this shit i say as i do just the opposite I hold the idea of you so gingerly in my arms  and i caress and i contort myself to  fit into the mold of  your existence -or at least i wish i did and i sit, in torment because i really like you, and i probably won’t see  you again, and here i was hoping for homes in your eyes, and love in your heart for a girl you met only twenty minutes ago yet she and her heart expect you to reciprocate, even if ever so slightly the feelings she has convinced herself to be true well, fuck this shit you say as you do just that.

[kushandwizdom]

[weedltd]

[ink-pedia]

boloarttattoo

[stoner-vogue]

Kief storm in the Segue 2 galaxy

[indica-illusions]

holy fuck its beautiful