DO NOT BE AFRAID

/intrepid/ adjective. resolutely fearless; dauntless

[unclefather]

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[panzerschwanzwagen]

a box of biohazard maybe

[intriga-hounds]

the only hazard here is ur attitude

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[sloppystyle]

failed the prostate exam

[mysharona1987]

[randalfthegray]

This? An utterly scorching take.

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

[bricklayergay-deactivated202106]

this implies cindrella is straight man

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

c-

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

cinderella!?

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[captain-snark]

this poor man

[shitpostinguniverse]

[jackmeister]

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

[doggie-girl-deactivated20230214]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magpie-allosaurus]

[lepidopterane]

reposting this from positive-memes, they’re run by amazon (and it’s probably what baby yoda would want anyways)

[spaceacemedusa]

[lightning-striking-twice394]

Din as soon as another mandalorian takes off their helmet:

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[dailyflicks]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg