Bravery is the kindest word for stupidity

Hi, I'm Consuelo, I'm a cat mom; a fanfic author, and this is a multifandom blog! Welcome and Enjoy!

[missheartnet]

CORPSE_Husband is ruining my life ft. The story of my fucking life

[hookieduke]

Moth planchette | recently added some color for fun

[bllmak]

day 4: guilt/healing

[transhuman-priestess]

reblog to share a plate of delicious waffles with your followers :D

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I'm going to animorph into the fucking Joker

[adhd-merlin]

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

[suenitos]

csapnap: the 7th wheel (so light em up (in the dark dark)) || sapnap week day 4- dsmp

[not-poignant]

This is a PSA I really need people to understand that asexual =/= celibate.

Celibacy is choosing to abstain from sex when you want to be having it.

Asexuality is the absence of sexual attraction. You can have as much or as little sex as you want.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[everythingfox]

“Brothers help!”

(via)

[that-sweet-jester]

It's Her.

[molive-0]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOD

[kingfisher-colours]

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.

[earhartsease]

they put the sir in sirens

[connie-rubirosa]

@pscentral​ event 28: throwback ↳ A GOOFY MOVIE (1995) + soundtrack [x]

[rutobuka2]

Dwarves don't understand Hobbit culture pt. 209845

[rutobuka2]

Sting needs sharpening, hm? 😳

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