Emmm

This blog is a mess, a bit like my life 22 / Scotland

[tshifty]

HAPPY FIRST OF HALLOWEEN BITCHES TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[catchymemes]

[viostormcaller]

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

[valtsv]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Homework prepares children to learn about unpaid overtime.

[happifying-things]

I love you, pumpkin

[awwcutepets]

My painting of Corgi butts!! Such floof!

[grunkleguts]

*Logs back onto Tumblr*

[luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231]

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

[octoswan]

tumblr has started deleting its bad reviews guys

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[agenderblues-deactivated2015041]

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[inthenameofsephiroth]

@wonderswoman

[dankmemeuniversity]

[silver-whistle]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjp5OmoDYQM)

[idontknowhowbuttheyfoundme]

via rocksound

[irish-luthor]

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

[hearticho]

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

[poiisons]

mikey way in every mcr music video 1/16 ↳ vampires will never hurt you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and that’s how you start a collection!

[fartedandcantgetup]

If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave

[mccallandjackal]

If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they’re out.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

technically you don’t even have to catch it with your hands

[pasuterune]