McCall and Jackal, Private Investigators

Jenn. She/her. Northern Virginia. Probably too old for this. Well-intentioned disaster. https://90sflashback.wordpress.com https://aneternityofmisery.wordpress.com

[mccallandjackal]

Who else is looking for a new job? Let's all start a company together. I don't care what it is; I just want to be able to stop going on LinkedIn every day.

[whitepeopletwitter]

operation successfully failed

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

[deep-state-partisan]

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[theycantalk]

new toy

[dogpuppy]

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]

[itskindofareallyniceday]

Booty shorts that say this

[animentality]

[blinkees]

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

[fasciation-fascination]

perfect

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[gunsandfireandshit]