Perpetual Mess

Taylor | they/them

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[the-big-mood]

The sword catching scene in Pirates of the Caribbean took hours to film because the actors kept missing the catch, so their reactions in the final shot are genuine.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

some fics really make me feel this deep in my heart man fanfics are so amazing. I love fanfics

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[sandmandaddy69]

[nyancrimew]

happy death to america day to those who celebrate!

[foreman]

[a-mag-a-day]

ADMIRAL MY BOY MY PRECIOUS LITTLE FURRY KING

[bardsexlovers]

Indrid: *walks by*

Duck: Shit, I’m gay

Minerva : *walks by*

Duck: Shit, I’m bi

Mama: *walks towards Duck with an angry expression*

Duck: Shit, I’m dead

[its-your-mind]

Griffin: ah yes I will introduce a fbi agent who’s looking for bigfoot who will slowly over the course of the campaign grow to care for the people of amnesty lodge and I will also of course give him a gay little romantic subplot WITH mr bigfoot himself. So excited to sprinkle that in through the plot.

The PCs, a former weed-smoking-field-hockey-playing-in-abandoned-mall teen, a bi stage magician with little-to-no respect for authority, and a literal ex-con: it’s a fuckin COP stay FAR AWAY from this NARK he must not be TRUSTED

[notyourblogkeeper]

[amvs]

fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them

[amvs]

fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.

[amvs]

if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism

[toastydumpster]

inadequate

[skulsakz]

fountain in italy

[aimee-maroux]

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

[midgaard]

[missegyptiana]

Hey, it’s Taylor. Meet me at Midnight...

[lesbiskammerat]

[thetyrannosaur]

OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[pogasm]

This is what we mean by systemic racism