girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

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girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood
I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.
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john mulaney and pancakes
ok SO john mulaney has a new live show on the netflicks (the comeback kid) and i was lucky enough to see him do this act live in milwaukee this summer!!! but the recorded show is missing something special
so summer in milwaukee is known for being like. comically humid. disgustingly, oppressively humid. ‘can’t tell the difference between being downtown and being literally submerged in lake michigan’ humid
and poor john mulaney was wearing a nice-looking but also very warm suit. so once about every 10-20 minutes he would pause whatever spiel he was on, wipe his forehead, flutter his jacket about, regret his fashion choices and ask what was wrong with us that we don’t properly air condition our venues
about halfway through the show, a woman in one of the front rows stood up and started to walk out so in classic mulaney fashion he razzed her that she couldn’t take the heat either and asked her to bring him a pepsi - she didn’t break stride (i would try to play it cool too if over a thousand people were suddenly watching me get razzed by mulaney)
as soon as she was out of the theatre, he turned his mic off and started yelling to those of us who were still in there
“okay guys, we’re going to play a little prank on her! can everyone hear me? WE’RE GOING TO PLAY A PRANK! at some point later in the show i’m going to say ‘you know what they say in milwaukee!!’ and you’re all going to wave your arm around like this’ - he jauntily waved his arm with his first finger outstretched, like an 80 year old man doing the charleston - ‘and you will all shout ‘gimme some PANcakes!!!’’
we did a few rehearsals of this until he was satisfied, and he turned his mic back on and continued with his act
a few minutes later the woman walked back through the theatre but passed her row, walked all the way up to the stage, and set a can of pepsi at mulaney’s feet. he stopped, mouth agape for a moment and touched his chest. ‘is this really for me?’ he asked. ‘did i ask you for pepsi? i have no idea why i would do that, i hate pepsi.’ he thanked her sincerely several times, and when she turned his back to him to return to her seat, he made frantic ‘kill’ motions across his throat to signal to us that the prank was off
he continued to lament the heat for the rest of his act, eventually lost the jacket and drank the gifted pepsi, grimacing cartoonishly every time. at the very end of the night he thanked us for being a great audience, thanked the woman in particular for her kindness, and triumphantly said ‘BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN MILWAUKEE!!!’ and 1 very generous women was hopelessly confused when 1299 people shouted ‘GIMME SOME PANCAKES!!!!!’
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That last gif it seems that Cena is just mesmerized and has realized he is in love with Hugh.
you would too if Hugh Jackman was waltzing with you
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The most intensive research I did for my class was for the lecture on script doctoring because it took me hours to compile a list of movies Carrie Fisher wrote, rewrote, wrote part of, punched up and it’s nowhere near comprehensive.
care to share it?
As screenwriter she only has like a couple of official credits (33% or more of her work on the finished script). Postcards from the Edge, some material for a couple of Oscar telecasts, an episode of the Young Indiana Jones series, an episode of Roseanne, and a couple of TV movies.
As script doctor/rewriter, I had to search for snippets from a thousand interviews and off-hand remarks she made through the years, and I’m positive it’ll probably never be complete, but:
Hook
Sister Act
Last Action Hero
Lethal Weapon 3
Made in America
more Young Indiana Jones episodes
Scream 3
Coyote Ugly
The Mirror Has Two Faces
The Wedding Singer
Milk Money
Star Wars (I think??? it’s iffy. We know she changed some of Leia’s lines)
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
Mr and Mrs Smith
The Out-of-Towners remake
The River Wild
Intolerable Cruelty
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Outbreak
Kate & Leopold
My Girl 2
Love Affair
Lots of TV shows like to say "fake news." Only The X-Files really knows what that means.
A lot of TV shows in the Trump era have tried to use the term “fake news,” but only The X-Files seems to have the institutional backing to truly make it count. The series, after all, has been chasing fake news since 1993, whether in the form of things that go bump in the night, or vast alien conspiracies, or the pabulum we are spoon-fed every day to blind us about the truth.
Now, even the obligatory check-in with the alien conspiracy, while still a muddled mess, at least feels like it has drive and purpose. And once the conspiracy storyline is set aside after the season premiere, The X-Files unleashes a set of standalone episodes that compare favorably to episodes from its fifth or sixth seasons — when it had lost a step from its creative highpoint but was still inventive and fun.
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