A question that sometimes drives me hazy

Am I or are the others crazy? 🌼🌻 || 20 || Izzy || 💗💛💙

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dogcunt]

drunk driving IS cringe unless youre doing it sexually like as a fetish?

w

what???

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Yeah I'll incorporate that into my belief system

[dicaeopolis]

(@cool-eevee )

[girlblocker]

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[vonspe]

The reason I'm immune to bullying is bc nobody could ever roast me as bad as my mom. I showed her my new car and she sent me this

[vonspe]

Look at what The fuck this woman got me for xmas

[firefox-official]

it’s christmas until i say it’s not christmas

[irltwobjt-deactivated20220103]

is it christmas

[your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace]

is it christmas

[levi-thein]

is it christmas

[firefox-official]

what did i just fucking say

[nerdomancer]

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

This is how apparently

[severalowls]

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The swedes r like^

[explorerrowan]

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

[systlin]

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

[strawberrydragon]

This wiki article is hilariously salty

[strawberrydragon]

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

[strawberrydragon]

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

[strawberrydragon]

[strawberrydragon]

But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

[strawberrydragon]

Now this is Christmas.

[strawberrydragon]

I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

[altospaceangel]

[horsegirlkj]

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?

why is this so goddamn funny

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are absolutely not supposed to do this btw, this happened because of unexpected wind conditions. blimps are intended to be docked horizontally. It’s still quite a sight to see.

the metal tower is called a mooring mass. the tallest mooring mast ever designed was the Empire State Building spire, which was originally built to allow airships to dock.

(this was mostly a publicity stun that never actually, ahem, got off the ground)

[countesspetofi]

Dammit, the old future was so cool.

[diabolicalfiend]

@zagreus

[zagreus]

(deep breath of pedantic annoyance at special interest)

NONE OF THESE ARE BLIMPS.

“blimp” means a nonrigid airship without a metal frame, like this

much smaller and very different from rigid airships like the ones above, which have sturdy but lightweight metal frames supporting them

ANYWAY otherwise yeah this is basically true, if oversimplified

On August 25th, 1927, the USS Los Angeles did fall foul of extreme wind conditions while (improperly imo) secured at the tall mooring mast in Lakehurst, New Jersey* and was blown vertical, standing briefly on its nose and causing some very minor damage as tools and equipment fell forward through the ship. No one was hurt as far as I can remember. 

And as far as I know, there were never any SERIOUS practical plans to use the empire state building as a mooring mast, nor was it ever used as such. the picture above is a primitive photocomposite, think 1930s photoshop. not just a publicity stunt but a straight-up fantasy in practical terms, it wouldn’t have worked well. at that altitude the Lakehurst incident being repeated would have been inevitable and probably a lot worse

*(which they replaced with a shorter, more secure one as a result of this incident because no it was very definitely not supposed to happen)

[pluralwizard]

DON’T let airships do this!!! ITS NOT CUTE OR FUNNY

A VERTICALLY PARKED AIRSHIP IS IN EXTREME DISTRESS they only dock vertically when they are VERY STRESSED!! make sure to secure them PROPERLY to their mooring posts at appropriate altitudes, and give them plenty of water and hubristic design flaws. this has been a PSA thank you!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the goodyear blimp is the Official Bird of the city of Redondo Beach

[riggety-riggety-rickt]

Blimps are… real?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so a fun consequence of this post is I have heard from multiple people who were under the impression that blimps are fictional

[faggottt]

Me all winter break

[blinkpen]

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing “wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn’t have to do it anymore. i don’t think i’ll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work"  and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.

[blinkpen]

some ladies were like “during lockdown, i saw myself in the mirror without makeup much more often, and got used to it, so now i don’t feel as anxious for others to see me without makeup on either. i’m comfortable with the face i have, it’s fine just the way it is”

and some absolute dork ass losers heard this and went “truly, this is the death of femininity”

[dear-ao3]

[memeuplift]

[everythingfox]

Mr. Pokee

[just-shower-thoughts]

The older you get, the more you realize that the Grinches former hate for Christmas wasn’t entirely unjustified.

[aki373]