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Hey there ladies and gents, the names Dio. And I'm his new found sister, Dee! Dee, shut up, go play with Scamps. Whatever, listen, we're two demons, Dio's higher up than me, asshole, but he really doesn't like it, me on the other hand, I love being a demon. Right, see, Dee is my twin sister, literally born from a split personality. And thanks to a stupid deal made with Crowley, she now has her own body. It's a great body by the way. So, yeah, here we are. You are so lame. M!A: Dee's a seven year old for two weeks.

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I miss this group so freaking much! *cries into the sun*

#sometimes i just sit here and reread everything #this sucks

shadowkittenantiquorum said: SISSY! NAOT CUZZIN! YOO PLAYS ME!

Of course we'll play with you. Do I have to? Yes.

#shadowkittenantiquorum

Home. I'm so done with that vacation.

Oh come on, it wasn't all that bad. I mean, DISNEYWORLD.

They kept trying to hug me.

I know! They're hugs were the best. I mean, Peter Pan!

I'm just going to go to bed.

#dioanddeeconverse

I made a thing.

Also, leave it to Dio and Vita to create the creepy twins.

#theoneandonlystevewinchester #vitavenustas

So I don't know if any of you are actually still here, because wow I haven't been. Let me just fill you in on the wonderful world of Peaches.

I moved to Alberta.

I graduated college.

Sam and I are no longer together.

We don't actually speak that often.

I'm gay.

AND I REALLY FUCKING MISS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

I MISS YOU ALL

Perhaps I could... convince you to reconsider? -smiles slyly-

I'm listening.

-smirks- oh, is that how it's going to be?

Yup.

Hello Dio. I'd almost forgotten how good you look with long hair.

You know you talk a lot of shit against incest but your dads are brothers.

I'm not against incest since Dad and Uncle M are brothers, I mean, ive fucked Uncle M and I have wanted to fuck Dad. But Dee and I won't be fucking... It's just not right to me.

#anonymous

Geez, you're the one who's passing up sex to watch Disney. And I'm the sick fuck??

I can fuck Steve and Vita whenever I want.

#anonymous

I asked if you were fucking Steve and Vita, and you said no, you were with Dee.

Doesn't mean I'm fucking her. It means I'm not fucking Steve and Vita because I'm spending time with Dee as in watching horrible Disney Movies. You are one sick fuck...

*from afar* DISNEY IS THE BEST NOW HURRY UP! THE TOYS ARE JUST MEETING BUZZ FOR THE FIRST TIME.

#anonymous

But sleeping with his girlfriend? I think that's a line.

I'm not sleeping with my sister. Where the fuck did you get that idea?

#anonymous

Ew, really? Your sister? What does Luke think of that?

I think Luke understands that I want to spend time with my family.

#anonymous

Are Vita and Steve sore yet or are you tag-teaming them?

We really haven't done anything yet. I've been spending time with Dee.

#anonymous

How was Purgatory?