Pacifist Dictators

An INFP and an ENTJ vibing and totally not planning world domination.

[wearenotdoingthat]

infp: i think my plant is dying

infp: it skipped wilting and went straight to rotting

entj: ... have you tried researching it?

infp: do i look like i even know what type of plant it is?

-5 minutes of concerned research later-

infp: so it might be because it’s been in a dark room for 3 weeks

entj: bruh

[wearenotdoingthat]

entj: you are a hermit

infp: i know

[wearenotdoingthat]

mbti types as emojis (disclaimer: not made by us)

[wearenotdoingthat]

entj: you ok?

infp: no

entj: ok just checking

[wearenotdoingthat]

inxp: hey i heard we have a group projec-

entj: yes. I heard about it 4 weeks before the teacher even mentioned it.

inxp: cool, so what do you want to do it on

entj: *pulls out completed project with presentation* how do you feel about nuclear chemistry?

[wearenotdoingthat]

exxj: it’s important to always be looking your best

intp: i just wear whatever i can find in my closet

[wearenotdoingthat]

estp: i just ordered vintage basketball shoes on ebay!

entj: before you ask: no, i’m not bailing you out when you can’t pay

[wearenotdoingthat]

infp: have you considered the various ways you could die in the next 30 minutes?

estp: no?

[wearenotdoingthat]

extj: i’m stressed out

ixfp: relax! take a break or something

extj: that’ll stress me out more

[wearenotdoingthat]

intp’s vs istp’s communication skills (ft. entj)

one letter makes all the difference 

intp: i did not appreciate your remark the other day. do not call me a “rat” in the future. i believe we can sort this out calmly and logically.

entj: thank you for your feedback. i am considering it and will apply the information you have given me to our daily conversations as we move forward.

VS

istp: hey listen. i’ve been thinking about this since you said it last week. we’ve been having a few issues (that i’ve been afraid to talk to you about) and you calling me a “rat” has brought that to the surface.

(3 pages later)

i am sorry but please don’t do it again.

entj:

istp:

entj:

istp:

entj: ok

[wearenotdoingthat]

intp: i’ve been rereading my diary from 8th grade

intp: this constantly switches from being EDGY and DEPRESSING to just "march 21: egg"

[wearenotdoingthat]

estp: omg guys when we can meet back up again we should go on omegle

infp: ...what

estp: so we can talk to strangers

infp: you want to socialize on purpose?

[wearenotdoingthat]

entj: there’s something so satisfying about seeing your plans succeed

(multiple) inxps: what

[wearenotdoingthat]

intp, entp & enfp: hello

esfj: please i am begging you leave me alone

[wearenotdoingthat]

infp: do you ever just lie on the floor and think about life

entj: no