#infp conversations

[wearenotdoingthat]

entj: you ok?

infp: no

entj: ok just checking

[ah-keysj]

INTP: “I’m gonna be you.. how do I be you?”

INFP: “Just start crying”

[atomicfilm]

INTP x INFP

INTP: people with mustaches are drug dealers

INFP: explain

INTP: they have stashes and staches 

INFP: you’re a genius

[onelettereffect-blog]

ESFP: Do you want to order food for dinner or should we cook whatever is left? INFP: I don’t know... I feel so shitty... Like I am going to die :”) ESFP (her intended words): Oh, then we should buy nice food if we get a little celebration and get you distracted you’ll probably feel better INSTEAD: INFP: I feel like I am going to die... ESFP: Then let’s buy cool food to celebrate INFP: ...

ESFP: .... ESFP: Oh, no, no, no, no....!

[murderandmbti]

INFP: That's okay. You tried to do something cool and it blew up in your face. Quite spectacularly.

ENTP: Everything I do is spectacular. It's a curse.

[16personalities-and-a-cat]

Please a conversation on how to choose with heart or head, intj and infp

INFP: You know, INTJ, you have to listen to your heart before making a decision

INTJ: What? Hmm not sure I agree with that. Actually it would make more sense to just weigh the pros and cons of the decision and act based on that

INFP: But in the end it’s you who’s dealing with the consequences, so why don’t just choose what you feel it’s better?

INTJ: Because if I’m not sure I’ve made the most logical decision, my mind would always bring up that maybe it was not the best one, do you see the struggle?

INFP: But, INTJ, you can’t just make a decision that you don’t like because it makes sense!

BONUS:

ENTP: Guys, it’s just a cereal brand…

INTP: *sigh* Let them be

ENTP: Are they always like that?

INTP: Every single time.

[wanderinganarchist-blog]

Part 1

Infp: let’s look directly at the sun and absorb its harmful eclipse radiation.

Intp: oh yeah then we would get superpowers!

Infp: I would have the power to harness the powers of the planets!

Intp: like that astrology bullshit?

Infp: yes I’m a libra.

[murderandmbti]

Infp, cheerfully: If anyone bothers me, I'll just give them the finger! *Shows intj the thumbs-down sign*