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I think giving rough anal to Joe Biden would kind off slap because you’d never know if his legs were shaking because he’s having a life changing prostate orgasm or because he’s about to keel over and die wretchedly like an old bug. What a world we live in.
I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage
English added by me :)
I love the song that plays at the end of the last episode of community so much it’s so sad and bitter sweet. I think it sums up all the goodbyes so well even ones that have happened in previous seasons.
Out there's a world that calls for me, girl
Headin' out into the unknown
Annie and Abed are setting out into the unknown and starting their own journeys just like Troy did. They are being called into different paths away from Greendale and their friends.
To the ends of the earth, would you follow me?
Well If you won't, I must say my goodbyes to thee
They want to stay with each other it’s why they were thinking about season seven but Annie and Abed have their own lives they need to live. Troy did too and even though they’re going to miss their friends/family and wish they could stay together it doesn’t stop them from setting out on their own.
Maybe I'm headin' to die but I'm still gonna try
They might fail at their new jobs or internships or trips around the world and it might go bad but they are still going to try and that what’s important.
I was a-ready to die for you, baby
Doesn't mean I'm ready to stay
They all love each other and would die for each other (abed fake died for Troy in the hot lava episode) but they need to leave and set out on their own. It doesn’t change how much they care but they just can’t stay regardless of how much they all want to be together.
The song is called “Ends of the Earth” by Lord Huron and I cry every time I listen to it.
“Maybe I’m headin’ to die but I’m still gonna try”
Ahaha that’s Pierce fillin up those cylinders baby
Telling my roommate how I used to rip hairs from my head and burn them on the kitchen stove when I was a kid and she said I was insane :(
Was it a ritual or just insane child actions?
I just wanted to light stuff on fire
Whatever was and is wrong with me was so much wronger with you
ALTWhatever was
and is wrong with me was so
much wronger with you
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Whatever was and is wrong with me was so much wronger with you
AAAAAYYYYYYY
“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same”
For anyone worried about missing anything in BG3 or replaying the game and wanting to find something they missed there’s a ton of checklists available online and I’m just gonna post the ones I’ve been using for all the acts in case anybody else wants to reference them!
Act 1 of 'Baldur's Gate 3' can take dozens of hours to complete, with a multitude of sidequests and activities. Here's everything you need t
Act 2 in 'Baldur's Gate 3' is a massive undertaking, with a lot of hidden quests and details. Here's everything you'll want to do in the Sha
Act Three is jam-packed with quests for you to complete.
Don't miss any Act 3 side quest and secret available in Baldur's Gate 3 with this guide.
You can apparently also eat that mushroom as Durge and unlock a memory.
And depending on if you’re resisting the urge or not you can get a flashback of eating a baby via the mushroom!
Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.
Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain't meta, this shit's diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy's the meanest. This pussy's a pussy but it's also a penis
Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit's irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?
Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter
Read the phrase “Tom and jerry ass” and got so horny I threw up sorry
i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
they ask me what I would like to eat and knowing that gnomes enjoy fruit i ask for my favorite fruit, an apple, and they all laugh raucously and say that i must be very hungry indeed to desire an entire apple rather than just a small chunk, and i go along with their joke and say that while my body may have shrank my stomach has not! and they all guffaw with delight until their faces turn red and see that my request is met and we all sit around a toadstool and share many apple slices together
over my time spent with the gnomes, my antics are still regarded with much delight. though i am past the age in which i am confused by their customs and norms, i occasionally pretend to be clueless about simple and easily understood things, such as shock at how toads are as tall as I am. they all continue to laugh at my feigned surprise, and sometimes join in, asking me if I need any help distinguishing what berries are for eating and which are for painting. i laugh, too. there is a sense of grace that comes with my shortcomings amongst the gnomes. they are entertained by my misunderstandings, yes, because life is to short to not be jolly.
i wake up one morning back at my original size. the small cavern in the roots of a tree that i lived in is destroyed in my sleep. my clothes, tailored from cut-up scraps of fabric, are shredded around me. i am a human again. i am horribly embarrassed.
the gnomes of the community gather around where i sit, all looking at me and exchanging glances with each other, none of them speaking the obvious. i can no longer stay here, now that i am not their size. but i was part of their community. i became one of them, indistinguishable from these people only from my past. how am i supposed to return to the world of the humans now? there is no life left for me there. that is not a life where i may fish for minnows in a babbling brook and feast off a bounty of raspberries. i am distraught. i cry.
my community comforts me. friends, all minuscule to me now, pat me wherever they can reach, nimbly dodging the tears that fall from my face. one of them offers me water. they don't have any containers that are big enough for me, they apologize, so just this acorn cap filled with morning dew will have to suffice.
i take the acorn cap and look at it in my hands. it is so small now. with a sniff, i put it atop my head.
the gnome chuckles. then laughs. then bends at the waist, bellowing with laughter, supporting himself on my knee. then i am laughing too, face red, tears still falling, and my community of gnomes laughs with me as well, so loud that a flock of birds takes off in the distance, and i am still laughing even as i stand to my feet and lumber away, back to where i once came.
Another commercial I would produce as an advertising executive:
A husband and wife eat a bland dinner together in a dimly-lit kitchen. They don't speak or look at each other. The meal: a pathetic Salisbury steak.
Cut to their bedroom at night. The wife lays sleeping in the bed while in the background the husband is putting on her dress, pantyhose, pearl necklace, heels, makeup, and a wig. When he's done he quietly leaves the room. The wife opens her eyes as soon as she's sure he's gone.
Now we're in a seedy dive bar. A small crowd of mustachioed men wearing leather jackets, black boots, and sunglasses sip beers and puff cigarettes while the "show" unfolds. Camera pans down, then pans to the side. Between the black boots we see the husband on his hands and knees, greedily eating a Chipotle Chorizo Burrito Bowl with Cilantro Lime Rice from a plastic dog bowl on the floor. His makeup is ruined, face smeared with sour cream and hot sauce.
A man steps forward. The husband looks up, and his expression changes to that of a deer in the headlights. Cut to reveal that the "man" standing before the husband is none other than his wife, in elaborate drag as a Tom of Finland biker, false mustache and officer cap and all. She smiles warmly, and nods. The husband smiles too, and resumes his meal.
Chipotle: Own Your Fantasy
I am both of these people
they should invent a trans girl that is. in my bed.
funny as hell that in Repilot Jeff has (semi) valid arguments as to why greendale ruined everyone's life and then he gets to Troy and he's like "you're really fucking gay now."
And the best part is Troy doesn’t even get it, he is so in denial about his own boyfriend that he assumes Jeff is talking about Clive Owen.
do you ever think that maybe the reason it was so easy for abed-as-troy to break up with britta in basic human anatomy was bc abed had had already simulated his own rejection so many times that he knew exactly how “troy” would handle that situation
Incredibly grateful the community writers didn’t stick with Troy and Annie as a romantic pairing after realizing their ship name would’ve been Trannnie
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Finally got around to watching Barbie, I think if Mattel keeps making movies they should have the next one be whatever other toy it is they make reading the SCUM manifesto verbatim, it’d be sexy of them I think
