The Weather

I'm literally weather boy Mod is a minor / he/they

[weather-offical]

Going to sleep normally: lame

Going to sleep pretending to be some hero who is in a long restorative state in order to be healed before their next journey: cool

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

i had a very intense nightmare when i was a young child where my nintendo gamecube had some sort of built in weather alert feature and when i tried to play melee during a tornado this screen came up along with a really loud buzzing sound and i woke up with tears coming out of my eyes

[weather-offical]

Note to self: implement luigi into weather

[cosmosdystopia]

THE WEATHER ???????

[weather-offical]

.Will be. Raining luigis soon.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

i had a very intense nightmare when i was a young child where my nintendo gamecube had some sort of built in weather alert feature and when i tried to play melee during a tornado this screen came up along with a really loud buzzing sound and i woke up with tears coming out of my eyes

[weather-offical]

Note to self: implement luigi into weather

[amnesia-offical]

Reminder that if you did NOT consent to rain it cannot legally touch you

[weather-offical]

This is true actually

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[weather-offical]

mmmm today yes

[weather-offical]

Ally? No you misunderstand. I’m a lie. *rips off mask to reveal a completely different face and runs away*

[weather-offical]

Give yourself a hug! Give yourself a hug right now! Do it! Put whatever you’re doing down and put your arms around yourself! Tell yourself everything is going to be ok!!!

[weather-offical]

As a sign of my undying love towards the elgeebeeteaqueue community, I have changed my profile picture. The forecast for the whole month is gay.

[weather-offical]

What of instead of being like "my pronouns are he/they" we were like "my main weapon is he/him and my sub-bombs are they/them"

"My DPG (damage per gender) is non binary but my support is demigirl"

"Oh yeah I've always been cis male main"

[weather-offical]

NOTES ARE NO LONGER SPLIT AND ARE BACK TO NORMAL

[hekate-offical]

the mold is telling me to do things..

[weather-offical]

What kind of things

[weather-offical]

There was ice on top of the car

I live in Florida

Can you be normal?

I have never been normal or predictable in my life.

It’s Florida. It’s funny.

[amnesia-offical]

Does anyone else ever

[weather-offical]

Yeah I usually

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

my boyfriend is licking the fucking table

[whyitschilificalofc]

i'll fucking do it again.

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

IM VERY AWARE OF THIS FACT

[chickfila-offical]

why are yall like this

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

I DIDNT DO SHIT, ALL ITS FAULT

[chickfila-offical]

..... yall so gay for eachother

[7-eleven-offical-deactivated202]

yeh

were boyf riends

[chickfila-offical]

... is that a

a BMC reference

[weather-offical]

BE MORE CHILL REFERENCE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK BABYYY

[no-one-offical]

ok so hypothetical if I took a pill that was supposed to make you popular and now keanu reeves in in my room how fucked am i

Are you hi

[weather-offical]

IT'S A BE MORE CHILL REFERENCE

[weather-offical]

Weather? I hardly know her!

[florida-offically]

@weather-offical What the fuck are you doin get your shit together

[weather-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ITS FLORIDA AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT CRAZY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE

[florida-offically]

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT IM THE GODDAMN LAND ITSELF

[weather-offical]

OK WELL I AM t h e w e a t h e r SO DON'T GET MAD AT ME FOR EXISTING

[florida-offically]

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB DO BETTER

I’M GONNA CALL HR

[weather-offical]

BE REALISTIC HR AINT GONNA DO SHIT