The Weather

I'm literally weather boy Mod is a minor / he/they

[weather-offical]

As a sign of my undying love towards the elgeebeeteaqueue community, I have changed my profile picture. The forecast for the whole month is gay.

[weather-offical]

What of instead of being like "my pronouns are he/they" we were like "my main weapon is he/him and my sub-bombs are they/them"

"My DPG (damage per gender) is non binary but my support is demigirl"

"Oh yeah I've always been cis male main"

[weather-offical]

NOTES ARE NO LONGER SPLIT AND ARE BACK TO NORMAL

[hekate-offical]

the mold is telling me to do things..

[weather-offical]

What kind of things

[weather-offical]

There was ice on top of the car

I live in Florida

Can you be normal?

I have never been normal or predictable in my life.

It’s Florida. It’s funny.

[amnesia-offical]

Does anyone else ever

[weather-offical]

Yeah I usually

[7-eleven-offical]

my boyfriend is licking the fucking table

[whyitschilificalofc]

i'll fucking do it again.

[7-eleven-offical]

IM VERY AWARE OF THIS FACT

[chickfila-offical]

why are yall like this

[7-eleven-offical]

I DIDNT DO SHIT, ALL ITS FAULT

[chickfila-offical]

..... yall so gay for eachother

[7-eleven-offical]

yeh

were boyf riends

[chickfila-offical]

... is that a

a BMC reference

[weather-offical]

BE MORE CHILL REFERENCE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK BABYYY

[no-one-offical]

ok so hypothetical if I took a pill that was supposed to make you popular and now keanu reeves in in my room how fucked am i

Are you hi

[weather-offical]

IT'S A BE MORE CHILL REFERENCE

[weather-offical]

Weather? I hardly know her!

[florida-offically]

@weather-offical What the fuck are you doin get your shit together

[weather-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ITS FLORIDA AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT CRAZY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE

[florida-offically]

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT IM THE GODDAMN LAND ITSELF

[weather-offical]

OK WELL I AM t h e w e a t h e r SO DON'T GET MAD AT ME FOR EXISTING

[florida-offically]

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB DO BETTER

I’M GONNA CALL HR

[weather-offical]

BE REALISTIC HR AINT GONNA DO SHIT

[florida-offically]

@weather-offical What the fuck are you doin get your shit together

[weather-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ITS FLORIDA AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT CRAZY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE

[florida-offically]

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT IM THE GODDAMN LAND ITSELF

[weather-offical]

OK WELL I AM t h e w e a t h e r SO DON'T GET MAD AT ME FOR EXISTING

[florida-offically]

@weather-offical What the fuck are you doin get your shit together

[weather-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ITS FLORIDA AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT CRAZY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE

[north-carolina-offical]

I just slipped and fell on the ice

I’m lodging a complaint with @weather-offical

[weather-offical]

WHAT how is it MY fault that you fell on the ice

What you do with what the weather brings is out of my hands

[weather-offical]

Today's wordle was my favourite one I've ever seen

[weather-offical]

what’s the weather like?

big blue sky clear large background nice blue good outside yay

[sableye-offical]

TAG GAME!

If you could do any science experiment, ignoring issues with ethics (like assume it's all fine to do/there's an ethical way to pull it off), what would you want to study?

Tag as many people as you want to join in!

I personally really want to figure out how to reanimate the dead!

@neutral-offical @wizards-offical @not-offical-offical @ditto-offical @offical-wikipedia @fluorine-offical @carbon-offical @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @uranium-offical @thallium-offical @neon-offical @radium-official @mercury-offical @lysandre-offical @ghetsis-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @depression-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @evil-neutral-offical @horror-movie-offical @sm64mario @rotom-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @radioactive-gem

I just thought of a bunch of random people sorry if I didn't tag you, anyone is free to join :)

[weather-offical]

Ik I wasn’t tagged but I got something to say

I would love to run an experiment where two people are from birth raised as close to exactly the same as possible (they aren’t allowed to meet each other), being told the same things, dealing with the same experiences, and then eventually giving them a long series of questions about their life, opinions, morals, etc, and see how similar the answers are

ok uhhh no pressure tags

@catlover-offical @amnesia-offical @hekate-offical @chickfila-official @creepy-crawlies-offical aaaaand anyone else who wants to

[amnesia-offical]

What should I get my roommates to thank them for picking me up from the hospital?

(Technically they did not actually pick me up from the hospital, but I know they meant to!)

[weather-offical]

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