luke castellan's lawyer (≡^∇^≡)

JB, nineteen cycles through the moons @swaggyyshah lover before anything else registered under she/him ✧ curator of tales: pjo, bb, dteam, rc ✧ feel free to peruse my collection of my writings and the masterlist of web weaves

[webanglikethat]

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 ‎‎‎‎ please stand still while we scan your essence...

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Processing soul signature… Translating marginalia…

SCAN COMPLETE New Volume Added to Collection.

TITLE: JB. AUTHOR: Self-written. EDITION: 19th year. Limited release. CLASSIFICATION CODE: She/Him — interchangeably, like moon phases. BINDING: Woman of Color, archived in Italian ink, annotated with Indian footnotes. GENRE: Psychology AVAILABILITY: Reference Only. Not for loan.

 ‎‎‎‎  ‎‎‎‎  ‎‎‎‎ ARCHIVAL ACCESS GRANTED.....

TABLE OF CONTENTS INCLUDES:

Volume I: “The Detective’s Life” Filed under Detective Conan.

Volume II:  “Children of the Prophecies” A worn leather tome marked Percy Jackson. Special footnote edition: Luke Castellan.

Volume III: “Dreamlogs” Shelved in the Wing of Digital Myth & Folklore, a glowing codex, constantly rewriting itself — this is the Dream Team archive.

Volume IV: “Ballads and Beginnings” Cataloged under Musical Anthologies, this collection is a composite volume, assembled from disparate sources and handed down through generations of readers and archivists. The first section preserves the Taylor Swift Anthology. The second section houses K-pop Rarities, a meticulously curated archive of rare recordings and texts, with a special dossier dedicated to BIGBANG. Some lyrics only appear when read aloud. Others shift language mid-page.

Volume V: “The Branching Paths” Nestled among the shelves of the Interactive Wing, Romance Club lives here — curated routes include KFS and 7B. The personal Masterlist is kept in a locked drawer, available to those who ask nicely.

Volume VI: “The Animated Realm” A technicolor archive — Cartoons and Animes of every genre are stacked like spells here.

CODE OF CONDUCT

Do not approach if your harbor hostility towards any featured volumes This library welcomes every story with open pages and warm lantern light (even after closing time!). Should your heart carry a tempest of disdain for any beloved tome within these walls, beware—the scrolls will close, and the doors shall seal. Bring honor in your heart or turn away.

Trigger warnings must be marked at all times This library is a place of refuge. Any passage containing dark content—especially those of domestic violence or bullying—must be clearly marked before unveiling. Failure to do so disrupts the peace and endangers the wellbeing of fellow readers. The Librarian’s gaze is precise and unforgiving; disregard for this rule will not be tolerated.

Readers below the 16th century aren’t permitted Within these stacks lie volumes bound with themes fit only for those whose story has reached their 16th tome. Those whose pages have yet to turn this far must remain among the lighter folios.

No cursed tomes allowed This library holds no place for the works of Coho, Haunting Adeline, or other ill-fated tellings. Those who champion such cursed texts will find their access firmly barred by the protective wards.

Honor the Original Ink Every word penned within these pages is a shard of the writer’s soul. Reposting, copying, or sharing these writings without explicit blessing from their creator is strictly forbidden by the Codex of Creative Integrity.

The Librarian’s Quill of Finality In the enchanted halls of this Library, JB—the Keeper of Tomes and Guardian of Stories—wields the Quill of Finality. This mighty quill grants her the sacred power to close doors and silence voices with a single stroke. Know this, brave reader: the Quill is not a weapon wielded lightly, but once drawn, its mark is irrevocable. No plea nor protest can undo its trace. It is a shield for the realm’s peace, and its ink flows swift and sure. Those who disturb the harmony shall find their passage sealed—quietly, swiftly, and without dispute.

These rules exist to protect the integrity of the collection  and the safety of all patrons.

The Moodboard Gallery & Web Weaving Alcove

Step through the polished oak door and find yourself in the main corridor of the library — the Moodboard Gallery. Here, images and colors are carefully collected and displayed for your eyes to admire. It’s a calm space to browse, reflect, and gather ideas before moving on.

Continue down the narrow aisle to the Web Weaving Alcove, a long table strewn with meticulously organized lists and threads of connection, much similar to a mystery board. This is where stories are mapped and relationships charted.

There’s a smaller chamber just off the main corridor — follow the soft rustle of papers and the sound of bubbling water, and you’ll find it: the Motion Room, or, as the Librarian fondly calls it, the Gifboard Archive.

Masterlist of Works

Seeking more stories within the Library? The Masterlist awaits you here. Each tale is inked with care and housed on both Tumblr and AO3 scrolls.

[webanglikethat]

this pride month I’m hoping to attend my first parade !!

[webanglikethat]

so pretty

[darkbluetennessee]

taylor is one of one when it comes to soundtrack songs. her ability to understand a character—their emotional arc, their perspective—and to perfectly capture that point of view while simultaneously writing from a place where she and the character overlap so that the song still feels completely true to her is just incredible. like it's never just the character's song, it's always hers, too.

[stillgotscars]

we live in a world where crazier, beautiful ghosts, safe & sound, eyes open, carolina, sweeter than fiction, i don’t wanna live forever, and today was a fairytale are gaining a new original song sister imminently… suddenly life is worth living again

[eddiesstabwound]

AND I REMEMBERED I LOVED YOU!! CAME BACK WHEN IT MATTERED!! I SAW YOU!!! STANDING THERE IN THE LIGHT OF THE WINDOW!!! WEARING THAT SAME SMILE!!!!!! MAN ITS BEEN A WHILE!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW YOU!!!!

[hashbrownswift]

her yeehaw is always lurking just below the surface waiting to jump out and i love that for us

[webanglikethat]

napped so good I thought it was tomorrow

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[bettyrightnow]

girl who likes every taylor swift song: i love the new taylor swift song guys

[stuckinthistaydream]

the way this song is about toy story but also returning back to that tangle haired teenage girl who arrived in nashville with a dream and a mission

[darkbluetennessee]

'seven' being about feeling like you've lost your younger self, wondering if you'll ever find that version of you that could be happy just swinging high over the creek, and 'i knew it, i knew you' being about feeling like that past version of you just moseyed back into your life like no time has passed, nothing was lost.

[darkbluetennessee]

i have never needed taylor to make another country album as badly as i do after hearing i knew it, i knew you

[stillgotscars]

okay so who else is up thinking about “and you’d be standing in my front porch light / and i knew you’d come back to me” and “came back when it mattered / i saw you, standing there in the light of the window / wearing that same smile / man, it’s been a while / but i knew it, i knew you”

[webanglikethat]

the new Taylor song has crack in it I #cried

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[webanglikethat]

no cause I DID get your letter,