♥

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Masturbation comes in handy sometimes.

[pleatedjeans]

via

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WHAT!

Whyyyy can’t my ears just accept piercings.  This is Perfect.

[lifetimetv]

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Really though.

[pleatedjeans]

19 People and Animals That Got Waaay Too Excited

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This last one though.

This.

Fucking.

One.

Oh My God.

[jacklincolnvstheworld]

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If I could be best friends with Archer and Lana, my life would be perfect.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

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All I want is for the next season of Bob’s Burgers to be on Netflix.

[positive-quotes-blog1]

[heck-yeah-halo]

Pretty sick action shot of me from tonight

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flexibility goals

[awesomepshcancerlego]

Chemo #9 today!!! 3 more to go! I’m not sure what we are doing in some of these photos. Haha

[webby1216-blog]

I’ve never seen someone look so great at chemo. You rock, Olivia.

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Selfish.

I do not for a second regret letting you shut the door on our friendship.

I do not care about your life. Everything you have ever done has been selfish in nature. It took me so long to realize it, but no matter how you dressed any situation to make yourself look like a good person, there were always ulterior motives that only served number one. You called me once after I was in a car accident and didn’t even ask if I was okay. You. Are. Selfish.

And now I find out that you cut your mother out of your life claiming her to be the source of “toxicity“ in your life. Which, oddly enough, you also claimed to be the reason for cutting me. I don’t care about that. But your mother? Is a fucking saint. And always tolerated all of the bullshit you’ve always put her through. I’ve witnessed it since I was 10. As a FUCKING TEN YEAR OLD you abused her. And she supported you. She put you through college, drove you everywhere until you were 20, dropped all of her plans to suit your plans.

Fuck you. She’s your goddamn mother. You are the reason she’s on meds. Don’t fucking kid yourself.

[webby1216-blog]

Puntastic.

[webby1216-blog]

Still hilarious. ♥

[webby1216-blog]

Having a friend who doesn't fault you for taking care of your relationship, even if it means dipping out on established plans, one who understands that, even though you're close, he is second in line -- having that friend is what everyone needs. Seriously, fuck anyone who says there's no such thing as a platonic relationship. Fuck everyone who says especially if you're in a relationship with someone else. Fuck everyone who thinks there's no excuse for missing plans. Fuck everyone who doesn't forgive you for making a decision. Friends like this are worth keeping.

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"You're beautiful when you're turned on. Also you have a booger. " My fiancé is such a romantic. Shit. Where did I find such a catch

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THON 2015. $13 Million Dollars. For the Kids. This event never ceases to amaze me

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Well, Fuck.

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So Here I am reading this book, absolutely tripping over myself with excitement. So many things about  more than one person no longer in my life make SO MUCH SENSE. Shit. Dude.

Like I always knew they were crazy. But to legitimately fit the mold of a genuine psychopath? Yup. Not surprised.