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If you get this the way I get this, I salute you.
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Should I assume that you just hate little pudús or that you don’t know anything worth telling besides they’re the smallest deers in the world?
no actually it's the opposite, I see a pudú and I get so excited that I just can't handle myself.
there's actually two species of these guys, and the one most people are more familiar with is the slightly larger Southern Pudú:
but the Northern Pudú.... ahehoohooo... well.
they're my favorite.
I was today years old when I learned of the southern pudú.
Which looks like someone grafted the head of a fisher onto a capybara.
I don’t mean that as a slight; it’s just such a sharp transition between the head and torso.
I love you being trans I love you trans women i love you gender exploration I love you self discovery
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[ID: two screenshots of a reddit post on r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled "My girlfriend made me realize I'd be happier as a woman". it reads as follows:
I am 33, born male, and have had major self image issues my entire life. I hated seeing myself in mirrors, pictures, you name it. I honestly thought it was kinda normal so I just accepted it.
Now about 3 weeks ago I was at my girlfriends house, we have been dating a little over a year now, and have plans to move in together soon. Now recently she has shaved her head to support of her friends with cancer (side note thenl treatments for that friend are going very well). She had since bought some wigs to wear while her hair grows back out. We were joking around as I have male pattern baldness, and when she went to the bathroom I jokingly threw a wig on and waited. She came our, saw me we laughed for a bit and she said "you know I think you'd make a pretty girl" we laughed some more but those words triggered something in me.
Cut to a few night's ago she asked why I've been acting weird lately and I just told her how i was feeling. She said "alright let's do this " and when I asked what she told me she was going to give me a bit of a makeover and put me in one of her dresses and if i liked it then good. I was nervous and asked what if I did like it would she still be attracted to me. She just responded with "Baby you know I'm bi, guy or girl you're still mine." Her words reassured me honestly i love her so much.
Anyways she finished the make up, fitted a wig on me perfectly and got me in a dress and even helped me put a bra on and stuff in a little so i could see what breasts would kinda look like on me. Now I expected to see myself in the mirror, laugh this off and move on right, but I didn't. She did an unbelievable job, like I looked like I had been born a woman, and when I saw myself in the mirror for the first time in my entire life, I liked what I saw. I probably stared at myself for a good 10 minutes before she finally asked me something. She asked what I wanted to be called. After a few seconds I said Jessie, I always like the name Jessie. She whispered in my ear "well Jessie, you look beautiful." And that was it, I knew this was who i wanted to be.
I'm nervous now though, my friends will accept it but my family are, well let's just say not very progressive. But this is what I want.
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there’s an update!!
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[ID: A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled “I went out as Jessie for the first time and I was honestly surprised”. The screenshot reads: Hello everyone, this is an official follow up to my previous post that went viral and caught me off guard.
So me and my girlfriend, (Who has officially agreed to disclose her name lol) Emily, had gone shopping for me to get me outfits and the like. Earlier today i put on one of those outfits and officially faced the world as Jessie for the first time.
To say I was nervous would be an understatement. We went to our local mall and I was almost shaking, thankfully Emily calmed me down and said if anyone said anything mean to me she'd handle it, then playfully threw up her hands like a boxer lol. We stepped inside and started walking around going in stores and I noticed something, no one was staring. Like at all. I live in an area that still has issues with LGBTQ people so I was afraid of staring or aggressive people. But none of that happened. People greeted me, the store workers were kind and nobody looked at me like I was weird. I felt comfortable, and Emily even said she saw someone check me put, though i doubt that.
This was unbelievable to me and honestly I felt like myself. I feels nice that I can go out without worrying about Judging eyes.
To all the supporters of my previous post thank you, you have made me happy. Ill keep this account going to let you join me in my journey and once I'm confident enough I'll post up some pics of me and Emily too :) end ID]
I'd much rather people reblogged this version of the post than any other at this time btw
This may be one of the most wholesome, joy-bringing things I see on the Internet this year. Dang allergies
Do you have some fun facts about frogs? Cursed or wholesome, I'm not picky!
have you ever wondered; why the desert rain frog has the ass of a small human man?
it's because desert rain frogs are burrowers! they spend most of their time buried in the ground to keep cool and moist in their unenviable desert home. and crucially, they do this BACKWARDS.
so, the secret to a great ass, from a tiny frog: bury yourself in the sand all the time ass-first, and you too will develop glutes of steel.
and then you can make this face all the time forever.
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I can smell the smoke from that burn way over here…
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Angola Herald, Indiana, May 9, 1930
concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons
wow good concept???
Budgett’s frog- well known for a strange screaming call, as well as legendary derpitude…
Pilbara flame-tailed slider (Lerista flammicauda) in Pilbara, Australia
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[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
From a 2005 episode of “Look Around You” a BBC comedy show that spoofed 1980s educations videos
Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.
Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791
God Bless Our Troops
They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply
No of course not, that would be ridiculous.
They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.
No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.
The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.
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Ok, these ungulates are doing these poses on purpose.
So I looked this up and the whole story is wild.
Basically, market research for japanese bakeries determined that a) they sell more breads and pastries the more different varieties they have, and b) japanese bakery customers prefer items which are not wrapped, because individually wrapped things give the impression of being like, preserved or something instead of fresh and good I guess? So the obvious solution is to sell as many different kinds of unwrapped breads and pastries as you can.
But! In actual practice, that’s a nightmare. No packaging means no barcodes to scan, so the cashier needs to know all like 200 different (often very similar) items by heart and add them up manually, which means training new employees is a slow and painful process and customer service in general suffers badly. And having a person handle all those un-packaged foodstuffs to count them or examine them, in addition to being slow and clumsy, is unsanitary as fuck.
So one bakery chain owner approached this computer guy in 2007 asking for a system to automate the checkout process. It took five years and the company barely survived a financial crisis in the middle, but long story short they developed a highly specialized AI that will look at the pile of bread a customer picked out and automatically identify everything, tally it up, and charge them correctly, while the live cashier is free to make small talk or help people out or whatever. The whole process is simple, fast, sanitary, and pleasant for customers and employees alike, and to an outsider it looks like fucking magical bullshit.
But then in 2017 a doctor saw an ad for this bakery scanning system and it occurred to him that cells under a microscope don’t look all that different from weird loaves of bread. And it turns out that yeah, you can use almost all of the same code to analyze a tissue sample and pick out any potentially cancerous cells in it. Other people have started buying the same program for everything from analyzing the readout from big physics experiments to labeling charms and amulets for sale at shrines to detecting problems in the wiring on jet engines.
how to organisms know what to mimic? like butterflies can have the pattern of eyes on them to deter predators but how did they even get that in the first place? is it like a vague eye-like pattern showed up one day and those had better survival rates causing it to be prominent through natural selection?
they don’t! there’s no actual brains behind the operation per se, simple patterns gradually evolve into more complex ones over time, like you say, due to what we call selection pressure!
so say that you have a field of plain yellow butterflies.
ordinary, completely boring, nothing special about them.
we’re going to expect that all of these yellow butterflies will have a roughly equal chance of being captured and devoured alive by birds, with some corrective leeway for avian mishaps and dumb luck!
and lets say this continues for 100 butterfly generations, spanning a century of realtime. in that span, a random mutation occurs that gives one of the butterflies patches of additional melanin on its wings, resulting in small spots!
a very slight difference, sure, but birds are sensitive to environmental changes and this is a new and strange thing in our meadow, so we’ll say that these spots give our special butterfly a 20% survival boost by startling birds when they come in for the kill. if our initial spotted butterfly makes it, its offspring, if they have this mutation, also have the increased survival boost!
and if we fast-forward our meadow another 100 butterfly generations, the spotted insects will have outcompeted and replaced the original plain-winged butterflies due to being slightly better at not getting murdered by birds all the time.
but UH-oh! what’s this?
at this point, the birds are starting to catch wise to this trick! a bird that can see through the butterfly spot defense has a better chance of getting a meal, which is now putting pressure on the bird population to develop this behavior!
so what’s a poor butterfly to do?
ESCALATE, OF COURSE.
it’s this ongoing arms race between animal populations that drives natural selection, pushing prey species to develop more elaborate and effective defenses while also driving predators to develop counteroffensives! this permanent natural war continues until something upsets the system entirely, like if a meteor slammed down onto our example meadow and set the whole continent on fire.
but before that inevitably happens at some point in the far future, our plain yellow butterfly species will have developed into a whole array of species, each with their own signature alarming, obnoxious, or just plain weird set of patterns and defensive behaviors! including, yes, some terrifyingly lifelike eyespots.
and it’s all down to the magic of random chance!
you might even call it... the butterfly effect.
This works so beautifully in this format!