They Who Listens

I have tales and stories to tell of my uneventful life.

[webtoonenthusiast]

I just played Destiny 2 and we went down so many rabbit holes. XD

Like, our ghost seems to be a physical presence, aside from phasing through stuff, so could they carry their guardian's body?

We all went against that theory.

But THEN we hit some other kind of rabbit hole.

My friend thought

"Hey, so our ghost can technically revive us, right?"

"Yeah, in a way it resets our guardian in their last healthy state, why?"

"Okay, let's say, you're a guardian"

"Okay"

"And you're using the toilet"

".... I don't know where this is going"

Pretty much they asked that if you were midway through a type of activity, would your guardian, when revived, still be Midway through said activity.

What are my friends even

[webtoonenthusiast]

You ever just over share?

Like, to the point where you suddenly enter this state of mind where you ramble on so naturally that when you're done, you're then suddenly surrounded by a sea of awkward silence?

Just me?

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[webtoonenthusiast]

Haha! Jokes on you! I don't even love myself!

[webtoonenthusiast]

I remember when I used to dream.

There was a limited, yet limitless world, I called it Somnium. From the Dansina Sea, to the Kilirian Forest. From the Asicira Valleys and beyond.

But this world was shared you see. I wasn't the only one there. There were other 'dreamers' per say, and other people indigenous to this universe my consciousness seemed to be transported to every time I rest.

We call it,

The Dreamscape

...

Honestly, we could have thought of a better name for it, but we were all kids when we found each other in the world.

Maybe I'll tell you all more about it on a different day.

[wishfxljikan]

IT WASN’T EVEN A MONTH AGO THAT I WAS JOKING ABOUT TELESTO HAVING SENTIENCE

IT’S A DISABLED WEAPON THAT LEGIT DECIDED TO

E N A B L E ITSELF AGAIN IN TRIALS.

WHAT THE FUCK

[webtoonenthusiast]

Reminds me of the kiwi who refused to die

[itsapmseymour]

Magical Elves Being Magical

[webtoonenthusiast]

Plot twist, Cyana is the Avatar

[webtoonenthusiast]

Man, my last 2% is powerful in the mountains

Why is it lasting this long? Is some eldritch being giving my phone the power to survive under such high altitudes?

Heheh

I'm so tired :3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

meteorologically speaking, Hell’s atmosphere is mostly composed of fire and brimstone, right?

[sordidsepulchre]

dont

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and “brimstone” is just an archaic word for sulfur, right?

[banana-the-hyena-deactivated202]

Please stop

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sulfur, the chemical element whose odor is responsible for the characteristic smell of (for example) natural gas, garlic, rotten eggs, skunk spray, and even human flatulence. right?

[notahorseindisguise]

why are you doing this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so a high presence of fire and brimstone is well-documented by holy texts, to the point that it is considered a Key Characteristic of Hell. therefore, we can conclude that:

By Biblical canon, Hell smells like HOT STINKY FARTS.

[webtoonenthusiast]

Ripe to the Brim

[tmbgareok]

[heypaulookitthis]

Not to put too fine a point on it

[h1king33k]

This guy must be some kind of… reckless demon or something.

[webtoonenthusiast]

A blinding road rage if you will

[webtoonenthusiast]

I am headed to the mountains, can't wait to scream at the top of my lungs.

Just because I can, not because I have repressed hurt emotions due to trauma that hasn't been solved yet.

[webtoonenthusiast]

You ever just create your own animal army?

Lemme give context.

When I was younger my dad had an area added to the garage made out of wood and sheet metal for the roof. This attracted all the nearby animals attention, including squirrels. So much in this case, that there was one brave squirrel that would pop over from time to time.

Until my dad decided to slam a broken car antenna on it's head. My dad didn't finish the job before he came back into the house, so he sent me to do the final blow. When I walked outside I found the poor guy with one of it's eyes gone. Obviously I'm not picking up a random animal with my bare hands, so I grabbed some gloves, gently picked them up, and placed them underneath the log rack, where I assumed they would pass peacefully.

BOY WAS I WRONG.

Instead they decided, "Hey, I'm literally too angry to die" and the next day I came out to check on them, I saw them instead staring at me next to the nearest tree. I assume we had a truce of sorts since I helped them survive longer, but it then I guess it proceeded to tell the other squirrels about me, because now squirrels come much closer to me and just like, chill.

but the have a FULL ON VENDETTA against my dad, stalking him relentlessly.

Oh yeah, I named the one eyed squirrel Buck.

Like,

This Buck, from Ice Age.

[webtoonenthusiast]

You ever just... Become the opposite of yourself?

Like you could be helpful and kind and loving to everyone around you, you could find a way to befriend everyone. You could pull the greatest Hail Mary's of friendships out of nowhere.

Then you suddenly flip a full 180° and just go apeshit crazy as you turn into a villain to all your friends? Suddenly become malicious and dangerous that it even scares you?

I did that once.

I don't recommend it.

[webtoonenthusiast]

I have a sword.

Correction, I have 7 swords.

They all seem very strong, sharp, and durable.

....

......

I now have 6 swords.

[webtoonenthusiast]

I imagine it should be accepted to be able to cry no matter who you are.

You a girl? Cry, it's all good.

You a boy? Sure, cry! It's not hurting anyone.

You an enby god who chants ominous omens at my back porch every afternoon you pass by my house before returning to wherever you appeared from?

No, you stole my bagel and I know you did.

[webtoonenthusiast]

I remember when I was younger I used to sing to the rain and it would suddenly grow quieter until the rain just suddenly dissipated.

I only remembered this because a few day ago, I did the exact OPPOSITE as my anger erupted when I was releasing emotions on a sunny day.

SUDDENLY without warning, storm clouds rushed in, thunder and all. I could see the sun disappear as it was quickly replaced with heavy rain and high winds.

I thought it was just ironic coincidence, then my friends said I used weather magic.

....

I am 79% convinced they were telling truth with their words.

21% is reserved for my uneventful human life staying uneventful.

[webtoonenthusiast]

You ever just....

Breathe?

I mean I simple thing, yet it keeps you alive! Keeps your blood pumping! It's awesome!

...

Is there an off switch? :3

[webtoonenthusiast]

You ever start drawing and then the memory of what you were drawing is like, on a time limit?

Suddenly I feel like I'm in a Saw game trying to finish a drawing in under 60 seconds before the drawing is purged from my thoughts and all I'm left with is just unfinished failure of the past.