telling people this is severance
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around
Claire Keane

ellievsbear

roma★
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz

blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
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@heypaulookitthis
telling people this is severance
sodom and garfunkel
simon and gomorrah
War, Famine, Pestilence, and Young
yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
jesse. you need money to enter jesse.
yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch
jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.
yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch
of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse
you got it mr white
thank you jesse
“I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”
reanimate my will to live
Wake me up inside
goncharoved
Miniatures behind the scenes of The Fifth Element.
this can’t be real
He put them together at the kids table that doesn’t exist I’m fucking crying
kitchen witch
Ok now I like Emily Dickinson
A sony laptop 1986.
not wrong
thinking about when i got heat exhaustion at the House on the Rock and the experience was so overwhelming that i had a panic attack and thought i was hearing ghosts and genuinely fully believed i was going to die
which sounds like an overreaction, unless you've ever been to house on the rock and then you probably understand exactly what i'm saying.
imagine it's 90 some degrees and you havent had any water all day and you've just walked through not one, or two, but three fake towns,
past a 200 foot tall whale,
through multiple rooms of animatronics and mannequins,
and you havent seen sunlight for almost five hours and you're getting dizzy and then you walk through the mouth of a fake devil and end up staring at this
and this just goes on and on and on in a maze and every single one of these organs is playing music and some of them have animatronics on them playing and you can't find the exit and sweat is literally pouring off of you and finally you turn down another hallway and instead of an exit it looks like this
and at this point your vision is blurring and you feel like your heart is beating out of your chest but every turn just brings you to more h r geiger ass hallways of organs and theyre all still blaring
WE. MUST. GOOOOOOOO.
In the summer of 2018, at Rousses, Crete, a farmer was trying to park below the shade of an olive grove in his property. The ground gave up and through the 1.2 meter (4ft) hole he found a Minoan tomb, undisturbed for around 3,400 years.
Burnzig’s take on some classic horror characters in a different light.
Absolutely love these!
Millennials who survived early 2000s internet animation, which of these quotes is most seared into your subconscious
Come to Kenya, we've got lions!
I like it when the red water comes out...
But I am Le Tired. Well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
I can count all the way to schfifty-five!
Dee di dee da diddy do do, dee da diddy do
Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG.
We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
Other (put in tags)
Results/I am Gen Z/Alpha and what is this gibberish
I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.
A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.
Kenya
Salad Fingers, episode 2
End of Ze World
Schfifty Five
The Hamster Dance
Badgers
"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt
Charlie the Unicorn
The Llama Song
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised a rib from clenching to try not to laugh.
via reddit.com
Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.
This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene. About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”
i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.
it was Jackass before Jackass
The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out