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I am schrödinger’s bastard

So over break I became the RATDEALER on my college’s Yik Yak.

For those who don’t know, the gist is that YY is this anonymous hyperlocal sort of fun app that encompasses your city and tracks your location, look it up I won’t explain the whole thing here, but one thing it allows you to do is create an anchor to a location and post from there. So because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I decided to anchor my location for my dorm, and found myself—newly de-wisdom-tooth’d and bored—looking at the app a lot over winter break.

On my college’s Yak, there would always be these guys out here advertising their socials, selling a menagerie of illicit substances and whatnot, usually formatted along the lines of “I got what you need 🍄🍃🛒🌸 add snap 👉@bootyshitter or telegram bootyshitter.” They’d always get downvoted off the site (5 downvotes = removal of post, a sort of self-regulation thing that works surprisingly well) pretty quickly, but they’d always be back like fifteen minutes later posting their shit again. So, annoyed, I made a post to mock them, taking up the mantle of RATDEALER (why rats? To this day I don’t know lmfao, it was just the first thing to come to my mind). From there, it spiraled:

weefeewill

Eventually I revealed myself (my icon is the 🥫 emoji, all icons on the app are randomized emoji with a background), and even got fanart lmfao. To this day, people’ll still “RATDEALER” the ads that pop up every now and then on the site.

weefeewill

So over break I became the RATDEALER on my college’s Yik Yak.

For those who don’t know, the gist is that YY is this anonymous hyperlocal sort of fun app that encompasses your city and tracks your location, look it up I won’t explain the whole thing here, but one thing it allows you to do is create an anchor to a location and post from there. So because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I decided to anchor my location for my dorm, and found myself—newly de-wisdom-tooth’d and bored—looking at the app a lot over winter break.

On my college’s Yak, there would always be these guys out here advertising their socials, selling a menagerie of illicit substances and whatnot, usually formatted along the lines of “I got what you need 🍄🍃🛒🌸 add snap 👉@bootyshitter or telegram bootyshitter.” They’d always get downvoted off the site (5 downvotes = removal of post, a sort of self-regulation thing that works surprisingly well) pretty quickly, but they’d always be back like fifteen minutes later posting their shit again. So, annoyed, I made a post to mock them, taking up the mantle of RATDEALER (why rats? To this day I don’t know lmfao, it was just the first thing to come to my mind). From there, it spiraled:

weefeewill

So over break I became the RATDEALER on my college’s Yik Yak.

For those who don’t know, the gist is that YY is this anonymous hyperlocal sort of fun app that encompasses your city and tracks your location, look it up I won’t explain the whole thing here, but one thing it allows you to do is create an anchor to a location and post from there. So because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I decided to anchor my location for my dorm, and found myself—newly de-wisdom-tooth’d and bored—looking at the app a lot over winter break.

On my college’s Yak, there would always be these guys out here advertising their socials, selling a menagerie of illicit substances and whatnot, usually formatted along the lines of “I got what you need 🍄🍃🛒🌸 add snap 👉@bootyshitter or telegram bootyshitter.” They’d always get downvoted off the site (5 downvotes = removal of post, a sort of self-regulation thing that works surprisingly well) pretty quickly, but they’d always be back like fifteen minutes later posting their shit again. So, annoyed, I made a post to mock them, taking up the mantle of RATDEALER (why rats? To this day I don’t know lmfao, it was just the first thing to come to my mind). From there, it spiraled:

weefeewill

So over break I became the RATDEALER on my college’s Yik Yak.

For those who don’t know, the gist is that YY is this anonymous hyperlocal sort of fun app that encompasses your city and tracks your location, look it up I won’t explain the whole thing here, but one thing it allows you to do is create an anchor to a location and post from there. So because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I decided to anchor my location for my dorm, and found myself—newly de-wisdom-tooth’d and bored—looking at the app a lot over winter break.

On my college’s Yak, there would always be these guys out here advertising their socials, selling a menagerie of illicit substances and whatnot, usually formatted along the lines of “I got what you need 🍄🍃🛒🌸 add snap 👉@bootyshitter or telegram bootyshitter.” They’d always get downvoted off the site (5 downvotes = removal of post, a sort of self-regulation thing that works surprisingly well) pretty quickly, but they’d always be back like fifteen minutes later posting their shit again. So, annoyed, I made a post to mock them, taking up the mantle of RATDEALER (why rats? To this day I don’t know lmfao, it was just the first thing to come to my mind). From there, it spiraled:

weefeewill

So over break I became the RATDEALER on my college’s Yik Yak.

For those who don’t know, the gist is that YY is this anonymous hyperlocal sort of fun app that encompasses your city and tracks your location, look it up I won’t explain the whole thing here, but one thing it allows you to do is create an anchor to a location and post from there. So because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I decided to anchor my location for my dorm, and found myself—newly de-wisdom-tooth’d and bored—looking at the app a lot over winter break.

On my college’s Yak, there would always be these guys out here advertising their socials, selling a menagerie of illicit substances and whatnot, usually formatted along the lines of “I got what you need 🍄🍃🛒🌸 add snap 👉@bootyshitter or telegram bootyshitter.” They’d always get downvoted off the site (5 downvotes = removal of post, a sort of self-regulation thing that works surprisingly well) pretty quickly, but they’d always be back like fifteen minutes later posting their shit again. So, annoyed, I made a post to mock them, taking up the mantle of RATDEALER (why rats? To this day I don’t know lmfao, it was just the first thing to come to my mind). From there, it spiraled:

weefeewill

So over break I became the RATDEALER on my college’s Yik Yak.

For those who don’t know, the gist is that YY is this anonymous hyperlocal sort of fun app that encompasses your city and tracks your location, look it up I won’t explain the whole thing here, but one thing it allows you to do is create an anchor to a location and post from there. So because I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I decided to anchor my location for my dorm, and found myself—newly de-wisdom-tooth’d and bored—looking at the app a lot over winter break.

On my college’s Yak, there would always be these guys out here advertising their socials, selling a menagerie of illicit substances and whatnot, usually formatted along the lines of “I got what you need 🍄🍃🛒🌸 add snap 👉@bootyshitter or telegram bootyshitter.” They’d always get downvoted off the site (5 downvotes = removal of post, a sort of self-regulation thing that works surprisingly well) pretty quickly, but they’d always be back like fifteen minutes later posting their shit again. So, annoyed, I made a post to mock them, taking up the mantle of RATDEALER (why rats? To this day I don’t know lmfao, it was just the first thing to come to my mind). From there, it spiraled:

cryptotheism

Wait do you have the "Le Sad Demiurge" comic, it's my favorite

Of course

ghostparties

Girl Pictures by Justine Kurland

Hello????

weefeewill

Having never really used this site for any prolonged period of time, I find it incredibly annoying how it shows you every individual person’s reblog of the same fucking post. Like damn that deepfried GIF of a CGI monkey dancing to a bitcrushed 8kbps version of Pharrell’s “Happy” captioned “when women” was just as funny the eighth time I saw it, please do show it to me again

clockworkvulpine

Will that's the point

If I can't endlessly torture my mutuals with the color of the sky, what's the point, yknow?

weefeewill

It is STUPID DESIGN

Having never really used this site for any prolonged period of time, I find it incredibly annoying how it shows you every individual person’s reblog of the same fucking post. Like damn that deepfried GIF of a CGI monkey dancing to a bitcrushed 8kbps version of Pharrell’s “Happy” captioned “when women” was just as funny the eighth time I saw it, please do show it to me again

#i despise the ui of this place #genuinely #ui #uidesign #tumblr #meta #tumblr ui

markets

the repackaging of old misogynistic ideas that younger generations think they’ve outgrown into buzzword-filled tik toks and tweets that will be pushed towards young impressionable people is extremely dangerous. But also extremely funny like you can’t get this anywhere else

weefeewill

consider: these old misogynistic ideas but the genders are reversed

#lumberjack wife #and #soft effeminate husband

#the weekend approaches

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

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