Given To The Wild

she’s reading the evacuation, procedure, out loud

[gaypeopletwitter]

[letmebegaytodd]

ummm country roads?? take me home????

[fallen-gravity]

To the place????? I belong?????

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[ingridverse]

sound ON

[bob-artist]

I bought this extremely soft mat for the ferrets, and it blew Kit’s mind.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[ourspecial]

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

[pbs-r]

giving yrself a haircut = instant refresher

Getting a tattoo= instant reminder of autonomy

Cleaning ur room so it’s really nice = ‘ I can improve my situation with effort’

[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

[valtsv]

them: i just don't understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just... talking to them?

them: have i what now

[greanbeen]

Megamind

[week-s]

D.E.B.S.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Every time I see a person with airpods i remember that they cost 160 dollars and I am laughing at that person

[mclaesports]

and you know what? we can’t hear you because we’re not broke 🤓

[thepleasuregoblin]

Yeah me neither cause I don’t spend $160 on shitty earbuds

[acafethatslove]

tame impala’s right, the less i know the better

[belgiandad]

From VSCO

[zackisontumblr]

no more stress thanks, i’m full

[sadiepickles]

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[archbudzar]

follow my art on insta!

(C.B)(5.4.19)

[parks-and-recreation-department]