Don't Push Yerself Too Hard, OK?

♆ Indi Kapp'n blog made by Dutchy ♆ Human!Kapp'n ♆ Read rules before interacting ♆

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❝ And I gots dreams I’ll follow some fine day❞

♆ // Human ! Kapp’n roleplay blog

♆ // Written by Dutchy

♆ // 4 years experience

♆ // Selective

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

[bunchofrpmemes]

Jontron Starters

“Well I didn’t realise you were going to go apeshit.”

“Ooh, typos, already getting scary.”

“Yes, I’d like to adopt them like puppies from a kennel!”

“Gah! Not yet, I’m too young!”

“Wow, I’ve never been burned that bad by a piece of wood before.”

“You know if like one guy here had a car, this’d all be fine.”

“I’ve seen walruses that look better than this! What, that’s not correct to say?”

“Who exactly sold cigars to a child?”

“Let’s get in there and start blastin’ already!”

“Yes, do not worry, the beatings will come, you will be beat, there is no escape!”

“Did you break something? Did you do something illegal? … who are you?”

“Not much of a punch, but it’d give a door a mean knock.”

“Ladies and gentleman, I introduce you to rock bottom.” 

“What are you, Bruce Willis in Unbreakable?!”

“Oh you were never dead at all, that was just a trick!”

“Oh my god, are you my ghost mom?”

“For all intents and purposes, I hope that bitch is dead!”

“First of all, that insult could have used some work.”

“Two kids gonna die tonight!”

“It doesn’t even make any sense!”

“Wow, mom used to say a lot of things that weren’t relevant to most situations.”

“OH CHRIST!”

“I’ve been standing here for several days.”

“Ooh, zinger, this is the cool kid, I’m sitting next to them!”

“Don’t sweat, we’ve all gambled on a fart on lost.”

“Wow, you’re just a real waste of fucking human life, aren’t you?”

“No! Anything but screamo!”

[weeoldsailor]

Starter call  !!

[askboxmemes]

“You’re so...” Finish it in my ask.

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

On Anon or Normal, Ask My Muse some Personal, Embarrassing or Naughty questions, no matter what is asked, they must answer!

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【@weeoldsailor + starter call!!】

For once Kuval was taking time to himself, laying down on the sand, well on a blanket that was on the sand.  Arms tucked under his head as he looked up to the sky, listening to the ocean lap against the shore, small breeze bringing familiar scents and memories to him. Times spent at the edge of Lake Hylia. But footsteps, still didn’t make him move from where he lay now or to even speak. 

[weeoldsailor]

The footsteps were nearing him, until finally a shadow was casted over the others face, obviously someone was looking down on him. 

“Yar, lad.”

“Yer known where I be findin’ the harbor around here?”

[oftingirl]

Please reblog if you’re an Asagao Academy roleplay account for an OC/Self insert/Canon character - I want to interact with as many of you as possible!

[musingsandmemes]

Send me ℧ for me to generate a scenario for our muses

Using THIS generator. .

[teal-deer]

what was your first impression of me VS your current impression of me

tell me in my ask, I am curious.

[weeoldsailor]

X ;; @brutalmxxse

A grin spread over the elder man’s face, crossing his arms.

“Me name be Kapp’n. I bring people ‘round in me cab. Nice to meet yer, Ian.”

[kleptomainia]

Later on that day after classes had ended, Mai had been on her way back to the girls dorm, stopping upon seeing Kapp’n. “Yo! Hey Kapp’n!”

[weeoldsailor]

The cab driving glanced up from his own thoughts when the other called. “Oi, lass. Swell to see ye. How ye holding up, ay?” 

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@weeoldsailor

It was finally the weekend and Matt had decided to head into the city for the day to see if he couldn’t get a few things that would hopefully help him with his studying; like ear plugs for when Nate got really into his music and he had nowhere to go. Whilst the weather was pleasant, he had spied a certain group of individuals he really didn’t want to have to talk to walking in a slow group on the path to the train station so, with a sigh, he went to find old Kapp’n to see if he couldn’t get a lift.

“Hey there Kapp’n, don’t suppose you could drive me to the station could you?”

[weeoldsailor]

The elder driver could be seen around the school a lot. He found out that the richer kids were rather fond of just taking a taxi instead of taking a train to the city. And, he was familiar with Matt. The young face made him laugh on numberous occasions. He was a nice guy, pretty easy to talk to. And geez he was a smart guy. So seeing him instead of one of the moreb arrogant students, caused him to grin.

“Wha? Ye rich scrod already too lazy to walk a wee bit? Ye scallywag. Yar har har!” But with his iconic laugh, he unlocked the back seat doors.

[little-shark-memes]

Send “Fish” to smack my muse in the face with a flounder.

[weeoldsailor]

;; open

From the distance, at the dock, loud singing could be heard.

“Keelhaul tha' filthy landlubber, send him down to the depths below!! Make that bastard walk the plank, with a bottle o’ rum and a yo-ho-ho!!”

[kleptomainia]

“I’m Mai Sasaki, I’ll keep it in mind Kapp’n.”

[weeoldsailor]

The man gave one firm nod, and continued down the hallway. He then reached the door in question, took a sheet of paper and placed it on the door.

Then, he went and left the hallway, giving Mai one more wave.