I Put The Cry In Cryptid

Jasper B. Harker // 29 // PNW // Cryptids // Cats // Vampires // Dracula // Slashers // D&D // Star Trek

[liberalsarecool]

Capitalism is crushing our culture/humanity.

[airsignz]

[weeping-cryptid]

I mean, fair. Sir Ian hated acting by himself in The Hobbit. It sounds stressful.

[osirisisv]

Picnic with tommy 🌿🍰🧺✨✨

[weeping-cryptid]

Abso-fuckin-lutely one of the things I wanna do with him, sweet sweet boy

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

emoji asks 💫 (must be answered truthfully)

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? 

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

😘 talk about your crush or partner

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

💙 what annoys you about some people? 

😤 do you get angry easily?

🐇 what do you always daydream about?

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? 

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?

✈️ what is your dream city and why?

☕️ talk about your ideal day

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?

💧 when was the last time you cried?

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

💚 who are you jealous of and why? 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

☁️ talk about your dream universe.

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? 

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

😪 what are you sick of?

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you?

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite!

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? 

🐴 opinion on __?

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad?

🌍 which country do you live in?

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words

🐵 which quotes changed you?

💭 do you keep a diary?

💫 who inspires you?

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?

[roominthecastle]

Claes Bang as Fjölnir in The Northman (2022)

[tiktaalic]

Can’t get over how fucking white you have to be to like Racism Billy from stranger things. One measly little carrot (him being weird about Steve in the shower) and people start writing essays about how he’s racist to cope with abuse and is just a little internalized homophobia baby who deserves sympathy. Did Billy have gay power? Did Billy have gay power when he contemplated hatecriming a 12 year old black kid?

[whaile]

reunited on the surface

immediately whipped this one out after finishing the game & having a good cry about it

[weeping-cryptid]

@hellsbelmont oh my godddd look

[visceravalentines]

I just cannot stop thinking about what goes on in Michael Myers' head.

I believe with all my heart he is smart, complex, and calculating. He's observant. He remembers everything. He thinks rationally about irrational things. I don't think he's insane. Obviously he's not, like, fine, but I don't think he's out of control. On the contrary, I think he is in complete control at all times.

To think of someone so intelligent and observant being locked away in a tiny cell, poked and prodded at from the time he was a child, always a bug under a microscope, always the epitome of evil, always misunderstood, surrounded by those who have truly lost their minds, the screaming, the sobbing, the casual violence of an institution, being treated like an animal, reduced to the shape of a human being, pestered incessantly by egomaniacal psychiatrists convinced he has some big dark secret about the nature of man locked behind those eyes. It's horrible. It's heartwrenching.

So when he makes his escape, I can only imagine the euphoria. The weightlessness of freedom. The chance to loosen up that iron grip, to let go just enough to snuff the light out of someone's eyes. To observe it as it fades, because that's what he does. To just be what he is without being asked to explain himself. He is no great mystery to his own mind. He understands himself and what he does and why. And finally he has a moment of peace with no gates, no handcuffs, no shrieking neighbors, no greedy psychiatrists. Just him and the knife and a whole town of opportunities.

God, I'm so happy for him, I wish him the best of everything. He fucking deserves it.

[icezero09]

summer time 😳👉👈

[weeping-cryptid]

@hellsbelmont

[vampmilf]

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

[syrcusnt]

actually i'm reblogging this again with commentary, fuck it.

There's people in the notes talking about "not basing your worth off numbers", and like. that isn't what this post is about. It's not a threat, either, it's a comment on how this site works, at a mechanical level.

Likes are worthless. Let me say that again.

Likes. Are. Worthless.

They don't do anything. They're a bookmark. They were never part of how tumblr works - in the early days we didn't even have a like button, and the site still more or less acts as though we don't. They're personal bookmarks and the only people who "get" anything from them are you (you bookmark the post) and the OP (maybe a very slight serotonin boost), but they don't keep the post in circulation, they don't keep it alive.

Without reblogs, a post will be dead in the water within an hour. No matter how good it is, no matter how many hours of painstaking love and attention its creator put into it, it will be dead within an hour and never seen again. It gets pushed down the dashboard and nobody aside from the followers who were online when it was posted will see it. And there's a huge difference in engagement on posts that get even one lucky reblog from someone with wider reach - that one reblog shows your post to five, ten, fifteen other people, and if one of those people also reblogs it, and so on and so forth, that's how posts stay alive and in circulation. It's like a contagion, but we're sharing creativity instead of disease.

And that matters. That "lifespan" of the post matters, artists and writers give up on this site and go to sites where posts have longer lifespans because it sucks to spend hours of your life, maybe even days, to get two notes and some fucking pocket lint for your efforts. We create for ourselves, but we share because we want people to see it, because that engagement offers positive feedback and encouragement to continue. But more than that, if every post (whether art, fic, gifset, whatever) is dying within an hour or a day of being posted, that means it's not making it onto your dashboard. And if it's not on your dashboard, you won't see it. This kills the site, after a while. You stop seeing the posts, because nobody is putting them on your dashboard, because this site doesn't have an algorithm like twitter and insta's and it shouldn't, it's the last bastion of chronological timelines.

Forgive my giant fucking rant I am so tired right now and full of the plague but like stop acting like artists and writers are just being whiny little babies, or "threatening" to withhold our fucking work (you're not entitled to it! it's ours! if we get nothing out of sharing it we're well within our rights to keep it private!) when we say this site will dry up without reblogs. We're just stating facts.

[sabrinaacarpenters]

also I’ve seen some people in the tags say ‘oh there have always been more likes on posts’ no there haven’t ???? 

these are posts from 2013, look at the ratio

not to sound like a nursing home resident but back then people know that the point of this site was to reblog things and share them, not to bury them away among your other 23k liked posts

[midniter]

@lgbtincomics’ Pride Month Challenge 2019 | Days 06, 07, 08: DC, Marvel, Image Comics

♡ Non-binary deities ♡ colors from @doublemastectomy​’s nonbinary flag redesign

[weeping-cryptid]

Ahhhh look at all these lovely people!

[veganpussyy]

im not religious but ill get on my knees for you

[hellsbelmont]

@weeping-cryptid

[weeping-cryptid]

@hellsbelmont omg babe stoppppp

[wanlingnic]

some sketches, in honour of the film that got me out of my art block.

I adore Jacob Holland, this man is a DELIGHT.

[weeping-cryptid]

I loved this movie, he's such a great character, but Maisie sells the movie.

[uchidachi]

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

[uchidachi]

Goyim should reblog posts like this one instead of always only acknowledging antisemitism when it is about jk rowling’s goblins or easy shit like that.

Challenge the antisemitism that is coming from inside the house. Be a little brave. Because you will lose followers for reblogging a post like this, because there are antisemites following you that think this way, and assume you do too.

[fallingleavesandpumpkinsplease]

[slvt4slasherss]

[weeping-cryptid]

This is a whole mood (except my mother doesn't know, thankfully)

[nymphbunnyys]

hi hi! can I request RZ Michael being soft with his s/o. comforting them after a long and stressful day

(no pressure of course, i love you writing! 😊✨✨)

Before I start I need you to know I absolutely love you to pieces, and I am putting absolutely everything into this request.





I'll always be right here, closer than your next breath.

Michael being soft.. as soft as I can get him with a stressed reader.

TW: mentions of murder, blood, etc.

also keep in mind for anyone reading that these are slashers so stuff like this will be mentioned, I don't want to stray too far from who they actually are for example slashers like Michael.

The record spun in an never ending cycle, the needle sat loosely in the cartridge of the record player playing the music eerily as static filled your warm red ears. Your knees grew sore after being on them for so long cleaning the glass that you had broken. You weren't sure what it was but rage bubbled in the pit of your stomach the moment you woke up causing you to throw some sort of emotional fit, abusing the items within the old kitchen. Lost in your thoughts you hadn't noticed the large grimed steel toe boots in front of you, a luminous presence almost yelling at you to keep looking down. Glass crunched under the shapes boots as he moved a bit closer, enough to reach a crimson splattered hand to your chin. Michael's thumb traced your trembling bottom lip before making you look up at him. His blue eyes searching behind his dirty mask.. maybe he was searching for an answer.. or maybe he was searching for a reason to not take your last warm trembling breath but he stood there for a moment before helping you up, his hand sliding to your small neck. This was it, this was where it ended, you'd feel his large hand grow tighter before hearing a snap ring through your ears but it never came, he only continued to use his thumb to rub your pulsing pressure point. He was curious. That was something you were good at doing, you always managed to fill Michael with a million thoughts, some most would be ashamed of for thinking but most of his thoughts were pure.. to a murderous man at least. Tears swelled, bubbling under neath your closed eyelids, falling quicker than you wanted them to, clear liquid turning a faint red as they fell down your flushed bloody cheeks. Michael tilted his head, expressionlessly. From the state of you and the kitchen around him, you weren't in the mood he was used to seeing you in, this wasn't your routine to be so frustrated. His let his grip on you go, your neck already missing the presence of his warmth. Michael slowly allowed himself to pull of his mask, his forehead meeting yours as his fingers wiped away your blood stained tears.. how beautiful you looked was an understatement, your teary eyes searching for his next move, your hands shakily gripping his muscled arms, your face covered in blood from his rough hands.. but you looked so sad.. As much as he fed on the state you were in it pulled at a thin string in his heart. God how you made him feel crazy, in moments like this he could be so conflicted.. he wanted to be so close yet so far. You weren't supposed to make him feel like this, you weren't supposed to feel like this. He was dangerous, he could never understand how you couldn't grasp that.. he had full power to take you right there to watch you desperately grasp for the air you breathed in right now, to watch your eyes become dull, clouded over but then he wanted to kiss you, to be under your skin, to bite, to feel your heart beating, to be living.. with him. and only him. Michael inched his face closer then it already was, placing a tense hesitant kiss to your soft lips. His fingers tangled them selves in your hair, pulling you into his chest as he slowly walked with you to the couch. You weren't sure if maybe he really wanted to lay down with you or if it was his way to distract himself from doing anything to you.. but those thoughts were gone the minute your head was on his shoulder.. breathing in his burning scent of musk and old dried blood. The large man had a hard time relaxing, this wasn't what Michael did, comforting wasn't for him, but to be honest he needed it too. He knew you were stressed so he took that as an opportunity to just have you in his arms. You'd never get these moments often, they were rare so you knew to cherish them, but today.. today had been so much more tender, as if he really wanted this and he did. He wanted you right here forever, rotting away on his lap while he cradled you, you were his own little doll to do what he pleased with, to hold you until your breath slowed, until your eyes closed, he wanted you latched to him forever.

No matter how much he may have hated this on the outside.. on the inside he was willing to sit there until you both fused into one. It was safe to say he took away your stress, now falling asleep onto his body, he rubbed the small of your back with both hands, breathing in your freshly washed hair, his eyes fluttering shut with contentment.

please stay here forever.

[osirisisv]

THIS IS SO SOFT!! Michael is trying to make you feel cared and loved, I CANT!!, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS, I LOVE IT!!! 😭😭💕💕