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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@weepingactorsoverpopmusic
I am glad that bee hummingbirds hatch nests of eggs each smaller than a pea. I am glad that there are oceans two miles deep where fishes unknown to science glow like fireflies.
I am glad that the crumbs taken from my bedroom are returned to tiny cities built by ants, and that the thunder of the storms rolling in from the north trembles in my chest when it is still a ways off. Hello, says the world, you are so little. Hello, says the world, you are so big.
Thinking about Gaz and Price's dynamic every day
*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving
I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island
i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell
fuck off are you serious?
oh my god
how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash
sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days
i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off
bluesky post: we need to stick it to the DICKtator in chief by funding my new ttrpg zine
tumblr post: sexual assault is only traumatic if you have a puritanical view of sex
twitter post: sorry if this isnt woke but the fat dolls are lowkey not serving
mike grier saw someone say there's no woke hockey teams and decided to make the very first at the detriment of san jose's future cap space
they have to give sid gabapentin and put him in his crate with the special blanket over it during free agency. this much change is like july 4th and 15 9/11s for him at the same time.
weezing at this random addition to the nhl trade liveblog
update
trevor (throwing away the condom and scratching absently at his stomach): I hope you don’t mind, my dog sleeps in the bed with me
(he looks down. barkey wags his tail and paws hopefully at the sheets)
girl with 60k followers on insta: your. your roommate sleeps with you….?
trevor: hahah you’re right! I guess he’s kinda like a roommate!
human denver: (looks up from scrolling on his phone while he waits for trevor to pull back the sheets) (sticks his tongue out at her)
girl:
see it could’ve been worse. your favorite driver could be charles leclerc
My fanart of “Red Dead Redemption I”
The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
Vivien Leigh and Olivia de Havilland in Gone With The Wind (1939)
