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[weepingfrogchild]

Mm... monty python and the holy grail x hnoc...

[myosotis-elinora]

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked my new friend, she's a doctor. She gave me an interesting prescription, let's see if I can remember. Oh yeah, half an ounce of lead to be injected directly into the brain

And it wasn't a prescription for me

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

it's always "hanged man your prophecy's groundless" or "hanged man your words make no sense" and never "wow hanged man it sounds like there was information i didn't know. it sounds like i might've been wrong about some things i'll think about that and try to figure it out"

[reedokr]

I love the mechs so for the sake of my own sanity I will be ignoring DTTM and they’re all alive and happy

[weepingfrogchild]

Happy "The Mechanisms Fucking Die" Day!!!!

[el-crafts]

some UDAD designs yaayyy 🤭✨

[the-lyf-incident]

Six years since Death to the Mechanisms was released to streaming wow.

[arbitrarilyselected]

On this, the night before the anniversary of Death To The Mechanisms being released*

Remember to have a happy Fuck You and Fuck Your Train Friday!

*(I'm in the UK, it's still the 22nd and bandcamp says the 23rd for release date?)

[lobsterwizard]

remembering hnoc is set on a space station is so funny "your sick and sinful lives will build a funeral pyre" sir you are an indoor cat

[weepingfrogchild]

Transformers meeting the Mechs. There's no reason for this, I just thought of it and I thought it'd be funny.

[weepingfrogchild]

Finally remembered why I thought of this... Cybertronian Aurora

[weepingfrogchild]

Uhh.... Fuck it, Cyberpunk 2077 x The Mechanisms. Ft. One of my fem Vs. (WARNING: VERY LARGE CHANCE THIS IS OOC!!!) (Also, this is pretty short, and this is my first oneshot)

!!Slight spoilers!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was supposed to only take 10 minutes. Get into Clouds, find Evelyn, get out. 10 minutes had already passed, and Val (I refer to my female V as Val, fuck off) was still in clouds.

She was sneaking through the VIP floor, eventually finding herself in the dressing room. The place was supposed to be empty, all dolls were in booths alone or "entertaining" guests, so why was there still a figure sitting at a vanity?

"Be careful Val, I don't like-" "Oh, hello there!" An angelic voice cut through Johnny's sentence, and Val's eyes snapped back to the figure.

Now that it was facing the light, Val could see that it was entirely... Wood??? "I don't believe we've met before, I'm the Toy Soldier!"

Ok, out of all the things Val's seen, this was definitely the weirdest. "Uhh... Hi? I'm looking for an Evelyn Parker, know her?"

"Oh, yes, indeed I do! Why?" "Need to talk to her, know where she is?" "Hmm... I do believe I overheard Mr. Woodman talking about her needing repairs, so perhaps check Mr. Fingers' clinic!" "Uhh... Who?" "Oh, he's a ripperdoc! On Jig Jig Street!" "Ok.. Thanks, I guess."

And with that, Val was off...

[weepingfrogchild]

Transformers meeting the Mechs. There's no reason for this, I just thought of it and I thought it'd be funny.

[weepingfrogchild]

Other crack crossovers include:

-Cyberpunk 2077

-High On Life

-High On Life 2

-Lord Of The Rings

-Helluva Boss

-Hazbin Hotel

-The Legend Of Zelda

-Skylanders

-South Park

-Epic The Musical

-Rick And Morty

Feel free to add on to this :)

[weepingfrogchild]

Transformers meeting the Mechs. There's no reason for this, I just thought of it and I thought it'd be funny.

[the-star-fox-dances]

ashes calls tim “pretty boy” derogatorily until it slowly becomes flirtatious send post

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[honeyteller]

tbh I want more mechs friends that I can talk to without getting scared to talk to. Like all of the mechs community is so cool and here I am an avid reblogger with occasionally a post here and there.