Society Isn't Ready For Me. I Am A Woman. I Am Gay. I Have Severe Depression. I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To Fuck Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not Fuck The Entire Population. My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream Tv Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies. Sometimes I Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The Fuck I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Internet Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before. I Want To Single-handedly Fight All Of The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Lemon Demon. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors. I Love Myself. One Day I Will Overthrow God. Millennials Fear Me. Zoomers Want What I Have. Boomers Want Me Dead. Like And Share If You Relate :)
Mmm… most disconcerting. Gramercy, knight, you are dismissed… as for the interloper with the “strange things” remark… may they be thrown to the rats in the dungeon… *bangs scepter on tile floor and it echoes throughout my decadent throne room*
how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way
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