THIS IS ALSO A SATIRE GIMMICK BLOG. I WILL NOT BREAK CHARACTER.

I AM MISUNDERSTANDING YOUR POST ON THIS BLOG ON PURPOSE. I WILL MISINTERPRET POSTS BY REQUEST IN SOME CASES. CONTACT ME TO HAVE A POST REMOVED FOR ANY REASON AT ALL.

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

be careful about taking oaths! it's not a one-off gift its a lifetime commitment!

Bee Carful! *turns into a bat and flys aw

[yuridiot]

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

if your doctor perscribes you music, the least it can do is not shout while perscribing you it.

[sunbeast]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

see i would not be doing this

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

can people stop reblogging this now. at least stop reblogging from my reblog specifically

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

weird thing to say for an indifferent person. why aren't you looming like all the other indifferent people i meet?

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

i don't know how to loom. maybe the guy outside this cabin in the mountains can teach me

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

bro you should know if you stay in the mountains you DO NOT WEAR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

is tomato a fruit or a vegetable? no matter what you say you're wrong :)

ok well fuck you

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

is tomato a fruit or a vegetable has one correct answer: yes.

[sunbeast]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

see i would not be doing this

[indifferent-faith-interpreter]

can people stop reblogging this now. at least stop reblogging from my reblog specifically

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

weird thing to say for an indifferent person. why aren't you looming like all the other indifferent people i meet?

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

I'm sorry, I read this is how you do it as that's how you do it and now you have the voice of girlfriend from fnf in my head.

im not a minor and im also disgusted that you would equate me to that game when its literally made by bigots

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

overtraining system's organization is very fragmented so don't worry about Big OTS.

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[monsterpotion]

THE TIME LOOP

[scp049sblog]

Scheduled on September 27, 2025

Edit: currently January 17th, and I completely forgot about this.

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

quick question for 49ers representative "scp":

generally speaking is this romace thing the cure for your pestilence?

[scp049sblog]

49ers? Isn’t that some football team? Idk, I don’t watch football. Not like I’d even get the chance while in my containment cell. I only had access to tumblr, since this site is so goofy that no one will genuinely believe I’m real.

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

ok.

and are you also not interested in answering my question or- oh. i got it.

you are incapable of hearing questions. i dont know why that is a thing for you but it's clearly the most logical explanation here.

[softandwigglybones]

there are a lot of blind snakes in this world

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

there's a lot of betiful cats in this world to but you dont see my complainig!

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[monsterpotion]

THE TIME LOOP

[scp049sblog]

Scheduled on September 27, 2025

Edit: currently January 17th, and I completely forgot about this.

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

quick question for 49ers representative "scp":

generally speaking is this romace thing the cure for your pestilence?

[watchpoob]

poob ❤️ servals

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

oh so you are indifferent to the extreme acts of blashpemy they've commited against he buddhist sects of the Catholic church primarily in New Zealand?

[rotglass]

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

well it depends on where you aim it.

[valtsv]

MY MAN

[do-you-not-see-the-feather]

no tf its not

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

it is possible that there are blogs for specific asses. i've not seen many because i'm not an assblr

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[evil-beasty]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

why are you training your snake to follow the laws of the land?

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

this fanfic shit is so hard

especially using new characters :(

[weird-faith-misinterpreter]

what do you mean new? homestuck and its characters are 20000 years old.