Looking For The Ambition I Lost.

Carly, 25 y.o., 8.57 ft tall, 0.25 inches deep. Art and Humor. More on my art at www.carlyzywno.com

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[afabtwink]

Every time this goes around I forget what it’s gonna say and every time I lose it

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[mens-rights-activia]

This guy is the wildest person ever. Like the more of his videos you watch and the deeper you try to dive into his lore, the more concerning it all becomes. It stops being just a haha funny absurd humour act and more of “what the actual fuck is going on this shit is concerning.” He’s like obsessed with cryptology, ketosis, the US military, repetition, and a whole slew of other things. He claims to have been kidnapped and beaten up by the US military for helping abducted women and girls, among other things. This guy is wild and honestly I don’t even know what to think

[beatchya]

Fran Fine pairing a baseball cap and pigtails with a holographic Versus Versace party dress is an important moment in fashion history.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[all-there-is-out-there]

This is what postmodernism

means

[pocmemes]

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

The Lighthouse (2019, director Robert Egger)

[my-dark-happy-place]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Go to other restaurant beast man

[geniusoflove]

no what u did is make it look like ur kid is gonna ask me please sir may i have some more

[geniusoflove]

this kid tried to sell me a newspaper . hes got a flat cap with burn marks on it. he watches other kids at the candy store and cries bc he dropped his only tuppence into the storm drain

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[wakandamama]

This was my fav growing up

[erarg]

[biscuit-tornado]

[meowsapow]

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

[maverick-mitchell]

Eye-

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Update:

Boozification has begun.

[yourunclejingo]

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

[tehgore]

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

why have you analysed this

[crtter]

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

[fuckyeahworldoftaika]

@paradiseph0t0: Had a frenetic evening at the hall this week shooting the #LettersLive event which featured one or two names you might have heard of! Here’s a few of them backstage prior to the curtain call 📸

[mysharona1987]

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

4000 dollars to be told to go home and wait it out with some tylenol

[cryptid-corvids]

3000 dollars for two hours of extreme pain, just to be told an ovarian cyst offed itself, and to go home and take some ibuprofen while im still in extreme pain.

[unclefather]

[unclefather]