who knows

I'm 25 ({[17.5.2026]}) It is with great dissatisfaction that I must admit I am rather ordinary. I was only under the impression that I was strange because I'm trans, and I hadn't yet accepted who I am. Day by day, as my ways become more known to me, I become less strange, less inscruitible, less convoluted, and less intruiging. I don't need to be an oddity anymore, I get to just be me instead.

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[sweetestlattes]

i can’t be nonchalant i literally giggle at my own jokes

[weirdoofoz]

a poorly organised march to the urinal and a sisters' duel, with bloodshed

[charl0ttan]

no matter who you follow they always turn out to be a tumblr user

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[blackfairypresident]

people wonder why i want sex work decriminalized. because when an adult consents to sex in exchange for currency, i deserve to be protected if im assaulted. if i agree to set terms and a client violates me, they should be prosecuted without me or other sex workers fearing for our own freedom

now i cant do anything. i just have to block his number, keep doing survival sex work and pray i dont get hurt anymore.

please support your local sex workers. protect us. help spread our voices.

[umbrageliker]

researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement

[leonordchoem]

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

[aerialsquid]

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

[findingfeather]

….yeah me too.

[lireavue]

Me three.

[star-anise]

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

[library-graffiti]

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[sophie-frm-mars]

Landlord update:

The Tenants Association is now going to be having weekly meetings with people from the council and Two (2) local legal support bodies to coordinate maximum support for residents.

One of our local councillors has started using the phrase Compulsory Purchase Order more often than I've ever heard anyone in any political party say it before.

The enforcement team is blowing up our inbox with more correspondence every day.

You do not get to fuck with the sweet old ladies who live in my neighbourhood. You sent them emails trying to make them scared and force them out of their homes. You intimidated my neighbours who don't speak English and lied to my neighbours about their contracts and their rights and now I am going to make sure your business ceases to exist. Eat my shit and hair forever landlord

[nonlynear]

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[8syntheticanimal8]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Eve was caught vaping in the garden of eden

[the-muppet-joker]

Kermit Frog no Shirt no Panties

[weirdoofoz]

routine on a foundation of sand and making everything about me

[ghostblogging]

do you understand how much of a piece of shit you have to be today to be a repoman/tow truck driver/bounty hunter? like genuinely your day job is to just go to people at their most miserable point in their lives, poor people mind you, those who have been failed by society, and basically at the point of a gun take away the things they desperately need to survive. to do that day by day and laugh at them as they cry and beat them back when they try to fight you have to be one of the most arrogant smug self-serving assholes out there, on par with a cop or imperial soldier, just like to be able to mentally handle it

[ghostblogging]

this topic is something that is interesting to me bc this is a character type that is actually heavily valorized in media. and growing up I was like okay I see all these movies abt these badass desperado wandering adventurers or whatever and I know it's all like wildly out there but obviously there has to be at least some historical basis for these tropes. and so you know I read up on my historical bounty hunters and adventurers and badmen and mercenaries and such and I was like oh these were quite awful characters. sure they got up to crazy feats from time to time but by god. and then as I grew older I realized that this exact same valorized-and-shamed socially-necessary-social-outcast absolutely exists to this day they're just mostly centered around forced seizure of economic assets and labor as opposed to say colonial expansion or intercolonial/imperial conflict. which makes sense bc we live in capitalism. anyways where was I going with this? oh yeah once you see this you can't stop seeing how so much of our media is built around how cool and badass the repoman is when he comes to take away your car and force your cousin back into slavery for breaking parole

[ghostblogging]

in some sense I think it all started when in Honduran history class they showed a picture of William Walker or something and it was subtitled "the adventurer William Walker" (or something like that my memory is hazy). and I was like huh? but adventurers are good and cool right? quick facts on top of being despised by Central Americans he was also despised by even the US Southern politicians who he was legitimately trying to serve by creating more slave states in order to give them political power (did you know early in his career he used to be an abolitionist?). and of course despised by the British who turned him back over to Honduras to be executed. but after he died the same US South that found him a thorn in their side tried to recoup him and turn him into this dashing tragic figure. and I was like so that's what adventurer really means huh. I wonder what else that's true for