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Also I dont really use this account anymore, find me at @thenweatefivesoups if you dare
So I went ahead and made the parody with Olive, so here's the lyrics changed to fit everyone's favorite veteran snarker!
I imagine this is Olive talking to Otto about everything that stresses her. (Hence "give it to your partner")
I'm calling this Under the Oddness, you'll see why
I'm your partner, I'm not nervous
I'm as tough as the crust of the Earth is
Got the gadgets, squishinated
Trustworthy, you can see how my face is...*beat*
I don't ask about the cases
Precincts don't have additional aces
"Whatever's the problem", won't rest 'til I solve 'em
I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanded - but!
Under the surface, I feel stuck in a marathon runnin' forty-three full miles
Under the surface, the Big O, was he ever like, "Yo, I don't want to take the files?"
Under the surface, I know there's no freestyle if I don't pass the trials
A flaw or a crack, the straw in the stack
That breaks the camel's back, what breaks the camel's back? It's-
Oddness that'll drip, drip, drip and'll never stop, whoa
Oddness that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa, oh, oh
Give it to your partner, your partner's wiser
Make her every single agent's advisor
Who am I if we can't score the go-o-oal?
Can't control, the-
Oddness like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa
Oddness that'll a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh
Give it to your partner, she's been here longer
Always solving every oddity that crossed her
Who am I if I can't carry it all?
If I falter
Under the surface, I can't look back, but it jerks me, I worry the past is gonna hurt us
Under the surface, the captain goes down, who's around to head without hassle?
Under the surface, I think of the disasters, can we become forecasters?
These things you've gotta face, the pieces out of place
You try to stop the worsening, you're off in outer space
But wait, if I could shake the crushing weight of investigations
Would that free some room up for fun, or relaxation, or taking time off?
Just take your mind off of growing "oddstuff"
Gets stranger, grows weirder
'Cause all we know is
Pressure like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa
Pressure that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa, oh, oh
Give it to your partner, it doesn't hurt, and
See if she can handle every spiraling burden
Trapped, lost in a game of chess, yet doesn't guess *boom* no distress
Just oddness like a grip, grip, grip, and it won't let go, whoa
Oddness like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh
Give it to your partner, but don't surrender
Face all our problems by sticking together
Who are we - the team to always progress
Don't yield, no mess
No distress, we fight oddness!
This isn't a question per se, but I was just watching some tangled YouTube clips and. Raps and Eugene were holding hands as he was dying in the movie and now I'm like. Disney you can't do that 😭
Oh, yes!! And the way she slowly lowered his hand and carefully placed it on the ground as she realized that he really was gone kills me every time too 🥺 it killed him too am I right haha
I love these tiny details of this scene, how careful she was towards him despite her worry and how his first concern was her despite his pain and the fact that he was literally dying, it makes us understand how strong is their love. Favorite scene so far! ❤️ despite making me cry every time tho
Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.
Hello WoF fan. In front of you is a computer. You have exactly two hours to create art that includes Clay that treats him seriously and analyzes his character. There is a flamethrower set up so that, if you fail to do this task, it will kill you. If you even once call Clay a "chonky boi", a secondary system is put into place where a nuclear warhead will be dropped on you.
Last night I dreamed that someone invented a new version of chess called Rookmeo and Juliet where two rooks are in love and trying to run away together. To achieve this they have to make it to the other side of the board, but these rooks don't have any visible signs to differenciate them from the rest, just a small mark in their base. Neither of the players knows what rook from the other side is in love with their rook, so they have to play a regular game of chess, fully aware that they might unknowingly kill the lover of their rook. If they kill it, the game keeps going, but their rook betrays them, switches sides and turns into a second queen for the other player. People wrote a ton of essays about the symbolism and metaphors of that version of chess and the creator didn't have the heart to tell them that he simply invented it because he thought Rookmeo was a great pun
This is funnier on mobile. It's like hot gluing a coin to the sidewalk but the glue pools out under it making it obvious at a glance that it is a prank.
