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Like, 5 nightguards and 200000 animatronics. I forgot Fritz existed. Whoops. (An askblog for the cast of the FNAF series. Answers will generally stay off the horror scale and try to keep themselves funny and lighthearted, despite the nature of the game.) (M!As are welcome and encouraged.)

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So what's your Fritz and Purple guy like?

PG: Oh, wow, what a dang phenomenon! Someone actually remembered I existed! Ain’t that just flatterin’?

PURPLE GUY - This dickwad was one of the first security guards ever at the pizzeria, and he was the one that managed to fuck up the job for every security guard after him. His real name is Arthur (he doesn’t tell this to anyone unless they trick him into saying it) and he’s a major asshole with a perverted nature, rarely taking any situation seriously. He hangs around the other security guards who just kinda roll with his existence. Usually, he tends to follow Mike around most... he seems to recognize him somehow? (Mike has no recollection of who he is though).

F: .................. What?

FRITZ SMITH - A rather quiet individual who just silently hangs out with everyone else, though rarely engaging in their activities. Despite his weird distance, he’s very smart when it comes to technology and programming, thus making him the most intelligent of all the security guards. Also, Fritz is incredibly unpredictable in his actions. He once punched Purple Guy in the face. No one’s actually supposed to be able to even touch Purple, but he managed to do it anyway. What a weirdo.

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((wip of the next ask w fantasizing purple dude and embarassed jeremy :3c hopefully i’ll get able to get it up tomorrow...... hoo.....))

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Mix of sfw and nsfw.

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((btw, i actually made an fnaf art blog for all the stuff i draw/garbage ships that doesnt fit in with here! theres only one trashy thing on it rn but more will b comin soon B)

give it a follow if you’re interested in weird art of fnaf i guess lmao))

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I'm now interested in how animatronic versions of each guard would look, like with Mike the Mighty.

Human! Animatronic AU: An AU where all the security guards have become animatronics, and the original animatronics have become human. Furry? Human? Who knows. Anyway, the security guards were originally meant to just be entertainers for the pizzeria for whenever the children were bored of all the games and pizza, but after an incident that involved the deaths of 5 young volunteers at the pizzeria at the hand of Mr. Fazbear’s own carelessness, they’ve gotten a little... buggy. Especially at night.

JEREMY THE JOKESTER: A funny little animatronic that Mr. Fazbear commissioned after the success of Mike. He wasn’t going to, but Mike was starting to get a little buggy and broken even during the daytime after all the roughhousing he had to take from small, screaming children. As opposed to Mike’s job of simply supervising the kids (with the occasional motivational shout), Jeremy’s prime goal is to entertain them. Mr. Fazbear isn’t very creative, so his form of entertainment mainly consists of bad jokes and some dancing here and there. Jeremy, unfortunately, also suffers roughhousing from children because the little demons can’t seem to keep their hands to themselves.

Jeremy is usually the first one to activate every night, but luckily for the night guard/Mr. Fazbear, he’s not too dangerous. The jokester is constantly moving, but he moves veeeeeery slowwwwwwly, so slowly you usually don’t even have to watch for him on the security cameras. But make sure you keep your ears open; he won’t stop to stare at you through the doorway when he arrives, he’ll likely just march right in. So when you hear those footsteps gradually getting louder as they trudge down the hallway towards you, do yourself a favor and shut the damn door.

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Yay you're back! Ok, how's the toy animatronics look to you Jeremy?

J: THEY’RE SCARY!!!

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Mike are you dead already? You seem to not have any questions or answers on here, not one...

J: I’m new here... so, uh... I’m not entirely sure if I’m doing this whole “answer” thing right. I THINK it’s right, but... I dunno...

((i actually decided to make this ask blog into a sort of au blog so that everyone can exist and hang out at the same time hehe. animatronics are still murderous, but moreso in the comedic way. anyway, this is jeremy. the only thing you need to know about him is that he cries easily.))

[sammerguy]

five nights at freddys buttons for anime north this friday!! (last minute drawing is my specialty) my sister and i will be at table C04! feel free to stop by!!

i didnt get to do the other animatronics bc i ran out of time ;_; maybe next time!! (also the ugly watermarks wont be on the actual button ok LOL)

[welcometofreddyfazbears]

“Well, whatever. Good for you if you stayed, ‘cause this blog’s coming back. Not like those other bullshit times when that girl said she would bring it back and then not do it, this time it’s ACTUALLY coming back. A lot of people have joined us since we last left off, so it’s quite the party in here now.

The blog’ll be under construction for the next few days. We gotta get that picture of Freddy off the icon too- how’d it even get there? Whatever. Just be patient, yeah?”

((MUNS FINALLY BACK and caught up with the other two fnafs anD PUMPED FOR THE FNAF MOVIE YEAHHHHH... i’ll put up character references for the other two security guards and purple guy soon! i’ve also cleared the askbox, so if i could have some asks/magic anons, that’d be nice!))

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I'm sorry if I sound rude, but is this blog dead or something or are just busy?

hi!! sorry about the suuuper long hiatus!! school is just taking up more of my time than expected ///// its the thanksgiving weekend now though, so i'll try and get somethin up! <3

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((hi! ok ok so i know i was supposed to update today BUT I NEEDED TO REST BC FANEXPO WAS JUST SO BORING I HAD TO SIT BEHIND A TABLE ALL DAY??? anyway updates will resume tomorrow. sleep well chldren. freddy is dead))

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((hey guys! ok, so, i'm going to put this blog on hiatus until sunday ok! see, i'm going to a con (fanexpo) for 4 days and i don't think i'll have time to draw any answers! so.. yeah! i'll be back soon, so lets hope mike doesnt eat freddy before i return! see you soon!))

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I'm sorry but can we please have a transparent version of mike-bot's glare at Freddy. It's too good

HERE U GO

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((To the mun: I love this au, is it it staying?))

((ummm i have 2 more asks to go, and then i'll make one final post with it and then that m!a will be over! but, you're welcome to send in the same m!a again if you want to see it again! maybe make it longer this time?))