the night is dark and full of misogyny

Eric. 31. Gay. Commie.

[hbmmaster]

namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:

Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that

William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out

Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up

[welcometoroseannadu]

I'm gone for a week and they move the reblog button on mobile...the whole point of this site

[welcometoroseannadu]

Wait they fully removed notes. Who asked???

[welcometoroseannadu]

I'm gone for a week and they move the reblog button on mobile...the whole point of this site

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[crazy-brazilian]

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory

[toastbutteregg]

[gingik]

some kind of revolution happening on tumblr

[superchat]

[marxistlesbianist]

[plasmalink]

I don't know what came over me to create this

[onion-souls]

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful

[plasticearring]