social media x Levi head cannon
Levi would not have social media
Levi made an insta account only because you have one. His account is private
He has 4 followers: you, Erwin, Hange and because he liked the kid, Armin. (Eren has been pestering Armin wondering why Levi lets Armin follow him and not himself.)
He has no profile picture, no bio, but because insta keeps telling him to make his 1st post he does it to stop getting the notifications.
All he does is post a screenshot of one of your pics from your insta. Its poorly cropped so anyone who could look at it can tell he just screenshotted one of your insta pics. There’s no caption.
He follows less than 15 accounts including you, Erwin, Hange and Armin. Some are cleaning ASMR accounts or organization ASMR and maybe a cat account.
He doesn’t like or comment on any posts.
One day Hange posts and Levi is barely in one of the slides, but he’s still tagged.
His notifications get blown up with over 20 follow requests.
Eventually he goes through them. He lets Sasha follow him only because she’s your best friend. He hesitates to follow her back, he does only because of you.
Sasha brags about it to Jean, Eren and Connie
Moblit is the only person Levi reached out to first. He follows him and later Moblit requests.
As time goes Levi’s insta is just photos of you, he’s not even in it.
The captions are just “one year with my girlfriend.”
“christmas with my girlfriend”
he wouldn’t post about the engagement
He posts one professional photo of you and him from the wedding
Levi finally lets Eren follow him. He doesn’t follow back