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shynestar

rhulk-kicked-me

No one:

Me at every given moment:

satyriconmp3

sitting in her room and getting bored all day is the bravest thing a girl can do on a sunday

angelphilic

and on the 7th day God sat in His room getting bored

xelbleedsglitter

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.

My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

tinsnip

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

detigerboy

Imagine if you had won though.

xelbleedsglitter

I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it

sandersstudies

People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

sandersstudies

“I’m dealing with a lot 🥺🥺🥺” and I’m dealing with you so I guess we’re even

sandersstudies

If your reactions to your trauma or your problems are making other people around you feel unsafe you need new coping mechanisms.

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me:

gamechangershow

Relatable.

Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser

Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker

impryceless

Oh

lesbianlegbreaker

#I told my mom once about the ‘lean / clean’ thing and she straight-up didn’t believe me #BUT SURELY THEY LET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS #she said to me confidently #oh mom

AHAHAHAHAHAHA “sit down when there are no customers,” that’s a good one!