going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask
I just feel like you don't actually wanna GO on this trip...😒
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going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask
I just feel like you don't actually wanna GO on this trip...😒
Deep sea gigantism mermaids…deep sea gigantism shark mermaids…deep sea gigantism shark mermaids with the ichthyologically accurate double dick claspers…you get me -🐝
omg can you imagine how scary they are….. all sharp teeth and inky black eyes and when then grab you their hand wraps entirely around your waist… you’re so tiny compared to them, how will you have their babies😔 (sike, your wombs getting pumped full)
Currently reading a book with this. The mermaid type creatures have 10ft long tails alone. And the females are apparently even bigger...with frills.
i think everyone deserves to know that you left me after you got me pregnant </3
mind you, that's not my baby!
its literally our daughter!!
yesterday you said it was a boy, WHICH IS IT SAVANNAH?
hello thats @madamechrissy son and im pregnant with YOUR daughter.
at the...same...time...?
yes 🙄 my body is cool like that. i mean plus we all read indie’s gojo and sukuna story cmon its possible 🙄🙄
@indiewritesxoxo they're using your fic logic for paternity fraud purposes RELEASE MEEEEEEE
All I see is the woman who won't let me visit my children and fled the country 💔💔 @uhnosav is having my son 😌😌😌
For Gynocological fact a woman can in fact be impregnated by two people at the same time. It's called superfetation (sp?) It's rare and completely possible
thinking about pharm tech!gojo who flirts with you every time you come to pick up your meds and initially you don’t think anything of it until he finally shoots his shot and asks you out. you end up fucking raw on the first date (something you NEVER do) and holy fucking shit obviously he was hot af and built but jfc you had no clue that this cocky pharm tech was not only packing a big ass dick but actually knew how to use it as well. truly, you’ve never had anyone rearrange your guts that well before. so yeah you’re gonna keep him around.
and gojo?
yeah as soon as he slid his dick through those fat pussy lips and into your warm, wet, gushing hole he knew he was in love. third stroke he was planning the proposal. seeing the slight bulge in your tummy from his cock had him mentally writing his vows. and you calling out his name when you squirted everywhere as you came and seeing his cum slowly dripping out of your well fucked hole? yeah next time you came to pick up your meds he’d make sure to conveniently forget to fill your birth control. not like you were gonna need it anyway!
yeeeeeah so this is 100% kali's fault. was having a normal conversation with @blkkizzat about pharmacies and medication when boom this pops in my head. so yeah i am not responsible for these demons. i am but deny deny deny! anywhoosies now that this is out of my system, back to working on the other brainworms 🤪
Aight I have thoughts...roll with me here...
Pharm tech Gojo, he's so particular. He is meticulous. This man remembers numbers, chemical compounds and medicinal interactions. People's lives get ruined if he does his job wrong. He does not forget anything. Everyone he works with knows this.
He had your number memorized the second time he saw you. He only used it after he got permission.
He refused to fuck you in the back seat of his (almost too nice for a pharm tech) car because he "wouldn't be able to get the right angle for your maximum pleasure"
He took you to one of the nicest hotels in town- with one of the nicest in house restaurants your first date.
He told you he had snagged one of their last available rooms, he'd had a reservation for the last week since you said yes.
He "forgot " the condoms- he never planned on using one.
It all felt so spontaneous to you, having not known of his plan prior. But you were into it. He fucked so well. His dick was big. He cuddled afterwards. What was the harm?
Three months in you go for your follow up appointment with your doctor. A good old fashioned Physical with blood work.
She's meant to send over your prescription but when you go to pick it up two days later, Gojo says there's nothing there for you.
That same day you get a call from your PCP letting you know you tested positive for pregnancy.
You= Flabbergasted.
Gojo= the most excited he's ever been.
A dragonborn who’s familiar is a hatchling dragon of the same type. It’s eventually revealed that the dragonborn is first generation, and their “familliar” is actually their younger sibling they were told to babysit. They both assumed this was incredibly obvious from their squabbling, but people just thought the older sibling was being a huge dick to this random ass baby dragon for no reason.
Just imagine
Dragborn: Looks at hatchling in distane* you know you're Ugly right??
Entire party: looking at this cute baby dragon* How dare-
Hatchling: Maybe but your mom likes me better
❝AYY, FUCK YO IG, I PUT SOMETHIN' ON YO SONOGRAM— I'M THE MAN.ᐟ❞
─•──── FARMHAND!TOJI X BIMBO!READER
꥟ summary: farm au. you and toji can't keep your hands off each other since he first turned you out in the barn and he's determined to put a baby in you ASAP! ꥟ wc: 2088 ꥟ a/n: I had to do something for my mans for his bday and I MADE it in my time zone at least (pst) FarmHand!Toji just comes so easy to me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY TOJI.ᐟ
[ read p1: here ]
FarmHand!Toji who after the first time fucking you senseless in the barn can't keep his hands off of you. God, it's so hard for him to get any chores and shit done when your young tight cunny spreads so willingly for him.
Out in the pastures, the herd of cows block the distant view of the both of you from the farm. Making it the perfect location for Toji to freely fuck you sloppy like you've been pouting for all morning.
So I wrote a novel. And I sent out query letters today for a literary agent to get traditionally published (I'll be trying that for 6 months and see what comes of it) with me good fortune
The sorrow! The despair! I've started watching the wrong way to use healing magic and while I'm only a couple episodes in I really ship Ken Usato/Ryuusen Kazuki but I can't find anything but two very short fanfictions on archive of our own, no art, no discussions, oh woe is me :..(
So accurate though. Like y'all tryna make me ship them with Princess and Inukami but like...Kazuki is Gay. That man is GAY. FROM JUMP HE WAS GAY. HE LOOKED AT Usato and said...that man is mine. I never even thought of them being with anyone else.
Thank you! I'm so glad someone else gets it, like even before they got isekaied the way kazuki looked at Usato was so, I don't know, something, something that made me want them to be together so bad! I wish I was good at writing so I could write something myself
No cause like he reached out to try to defend Ole boy while they were still in high school!!! He made it so clear he was not dating Inukami. Bruuuuh
Watched my first episode of Windbreaker...didn't know I signed up for cheese.
Lucky I'm not lactose intolerant let's see
Update: I love it. I love the cheese
Watched my first episode of Windbreaker...didn't know I signed up for cheese.
Lucky I'm not lactose intolerant let's see
was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe
i did read on to the next scene and they were serving their friends the salad and i felt like i was watching hannibal. i was like no!!!!! don’t eat it!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like this whenever I read about someone handling a pet or animal before getting intimate. Like sir, madam if you do not go wash your damn hands before putting it in a punani. Nobody wants a yeast infection cause you don't have good hygene
The sorrow! The despair! I've started watching the wrong way to use healing magic and while I'm only a couple episodes in I really ship Ken Usato/Ryuusen Kazuki but I can't find anything but two very short fanfictions on archive of our own, no art, no discussions, oh woe is me :..(
So accurate though. Like y'all tryna make me ship them with Princess and Inukami but like...Kazuki is Gay. That man is GAY. FROM JUMP HE WAS GAY. HE LOOKED AT Usato and said...that man is mine. I never even thought of them being with anyone else.
omg just had the cutest thought…
Imagine when Hawks gets that respirator mask…you’re devastated, absolutely destroyed by the fact that he can’t communicate without his phone…For weeks you had to hear the sound of robotic speech rather than Keigo’s cheery, smooth voice. And worst of all, you can’t even kiss him. That’s what’s killing you the most. Much to your dismay, he’s perfectly fine without your affections. Keigo isn’t the type to be a huge affectionate person. that’s not how he was raised, Trained.
So for now, you have to settle for kissing his mask. It’s not the same as before.
“What was that for?” Keigo typed out..with that damn robotic voice.
“Nothing..” You respond back, sulking.
It sucked not hearing his voice…but when that mask is finally ready to come off…his voice is all raspy and deep. You damn near faint on the spot.
This pulled me into another thought. Hearing his voice for the first time in weeks has you weak in the knees and joyful in the heart.
His first words are nothing particularly special. He looks at you as soon as the mask is off. His instinct for a minute is to get his phone but then he remembers he can just ask. "How do I sound?"
You're not sure when you start shedding tears but you can feel them when they begin soaking into your cheeks and hitting your hands and shirt.
And that's when you decide for sure. These last few weeks have been agony. Sounds held so much less meaning without his voice to keepbyou company. You don't mean to say it out loud but you do "I'm going to keep you."
Hawks' eyebrow raises and he let's out the briefest chuckle and pops a smirk that melts your heart, "Well, I didn't know that was an option that was being considered but I'm glad to hear it. About my voice?"
You’re a demon. One day, you’re summoned into a living room, and an exhausted woman quickly rambles about needing to get to work and being unable to find a sitter before flying out the door. Now, you stand in your summoning circle, a toddler staring wide eyed at you.
It's your one mortal friend who summoned you in high school and begged you to be her friend. She got more friends in college and summons you less. But every now and again you come over for dinner. She does summon you when she's in a pinch, no warning. "Not cool, Elenore!" You shout as she runs out the door. You stare down at the three year old that you've been left in charge of. "Do you eat cheese yet?"
You were terrified when you were sentenced to be thrown into the labyrinth with the Minotaur. That is until the Minotaur charged around the corner and you discovered, to your surprise, that the Minotaur was a calf. You’re not a victim. You’re a babysitter.
Ok, but like, can you imagine. You're leaning back against the wall. The door you entered through has disappeared. There is nowhere to go. You can see this huge shadow coming toward you. You can hear footsteps coming down the hall. But as they get closer, you can hear that they aren't very heavy. It's more like a soft slapping of skin on the floor. Uneven. Slow like someone not used to their own body yet.
And as he rounds the corner, this small child, no older than four, rounds the corner with a toy war hammer and a cow's head little nubs for horns roars at you. The roar sounds like a kid impersonating a dinosaur.
You go from terrified to confused. And the kid roars again when you don't react. After the second roar, he says, "You're apposed ta scream." With the cutest big brown calf eyes.
TWO Can Play
This is from my drafts-
A bit angsty. Just wanted to try an intense scene for once. Idk though
Lost track of the word count so...word count= long....That is all.
As usual I am a bit of a monsterfucker but this is just some ABO dynamics I wanted to play with.
Reader x Aizawa x Yamada