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Yurifies your trolley problem <3
Like quite frankly the repeated insistence that it is normal and forgivable dohoho you youthful scamps behavior for young men in the military to get nazi tattoos is actually a deeply, profoundly offensive insult to the countless numbers of veterans and active duty military personnel who, like, AREN'T hateful nazi scum and/or brainless shameless idiots and it it's infuriating to see this lie repeated again and again and again
YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT
I feel like a lot of people mistake vanilla sex for unsatisfying sex. They’re not the same thing. You can have the most vanilla sex of your life and be completely wrecked by it — fully present, fully seen, fully satisfied. And you can have the most intense, experimental experience and walk away feeling absolutely nothing. The kink was never the point. The connection was. The hunger was. Two people who actually want each other will make missionary feel like a religious experience. Two people who are disconnected will make every fantasy feel hollow. It was never about what you did. It was always about who showed up for it.
you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester
Sir it's time
what’s that flag in the background of you pfp? I don’t recognize it
Butch lesbian flag. I love her orange
Okay my last post regarding this did kinda decent, so in addition, colt being characterized as the violent and aggressive twin drives me kinda insane. 'But he said he wanted to beat the shit out of ryder' yeah... after he framed him for murder AND TRIED TO SET HIM ON FIRE. And then, colt didn't kill him either, he just scared him into giving a confession.
In reality, I dont think either twin is 'the violent twin' they're both just smartasses who don't know when to shut up and have a talent for getting themselves into very stupid (and fatal) situations
Literal line in the movie is Jody unconvinced Colt would ever kill someone because he spent 20 minutes ushering out a cockroach from her room. “It’s just cold” she had quoted him!!!
What we know from Colt is he’s just the ittiest bittiest of a push over. He takes hits, he stays in his lane, he avoids vulnerability. During most of his fights, he is RUNNING. he’s not TRYING to hurt anyone unless he has to.
The phm fandom that centers phm too much don’t take in account the characters they are bringing into the stories lmao. They are just bringing them in for extra flavor for Grace.
If I Credit you, may I make an animatic version of the gay Simon comic?
Yes you can do that and I would fucking love to see it lmao
mmmm immortal jason but he doesn't figure it out until after he rejoins the batfamily. and he's also really fucking chill about it.
he figures out he's gonna Keep Coming Back no matter what when Alfred asks him to help clean the roof and while alone scrubbing out gutters he fucks up and falls off the ladder; completely snaps his neck.
he wakes up like twenty minutes later all healed and instead of freaking out, he decides that he's been through so much shit and his life is already so goddamn weird that honestly? so what if he can't die.
still concerns the fuck out of the rest of the family when jason wanders in a few hours later rubbing out the crick in his neck and when bruce asks how the roof went he goes "yeah, gutters clean. also i think i fixed death?"
"...jason what could that possibly mean." dick asks from across the room. jason shrugs.
"I dunno. fixed it."
he continues to make vague-ass uncaring comments that baffle the fuck out of everybody for the next few weeks, and they don't figure out what the hell he's talking about until one patrol they get into one of those tricky 'locked in a room and have to pick one of you to die' situations and jason just whistles, goes "man this would suck if i hadn't already fixed death," and then proceeds to shoot himself in the face in front of all the horrified bats.
he wakes up fifteen minutes later to bruce and dick having a shared panic attack on the floor, tim desperately trying to calm them down, and damian standing over him looking supremely disappointed as he goes "fucking 'fixed death' todd?? that's the only way you could think of phrasing it? i thought your special interest was fucking literacy."
in his defence he never got to finish high school.
Demon housewife
(Sorry if i write something wrong, english isn’t my first language)
1930s Demon Wife.
A small AU I had been thinking about for a few weeks and finally decided to put on paper.
It would be an AU that tells the day-to-day life of this crazy family trying to hide their true identities from ordinary society.
It would focus mainly on the dynamics of the characters within the family and how they interact with each other, and also on them trying to live their double life without the suspicion from other people
Luci is a demon who was summoned by Alastor 4 years ago.
Alastor is a serial killer who performs bizarre rituals in his cabin in the middle of the forest.(just like in the original series)
Charlie is the half-demon child, who doesn't feel accepted in the world because she's not fully human.
And Niffty is the youngest adopted daughter who helps her father in his life of crime.
Idk What to do with this Au(I am busy with some personal stuff) But i am happy i could at least drawn it down
So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show
“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.
“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.
“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.
“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.
“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.
Addendum:
"But it makes me uncomfortable!" The world is an uncomfortable place and complete strangers are not required to fix that for you. Learning to endure harmless discomfort is a life skill for existing in public.
"But I don't like it!" There's plenty of things in the world and not all of them are fun or enjoyable or For You. This applies to everyone and we all have to deal with that in a mature fashion.
"But I want to do the thing!" You can't always do what you want. Most people learn this in preschool. Wanting something does not entitle you to be inconsiderate to the people around you.
Dick: No. I refuse, get somebody else to do it.
Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now
Damian: What are you arguing about?
Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.
Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again
Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.
Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.
Cas: Leader
Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?
Tim: No i called dibs on Jason
Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?
Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.
Jason: …
Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P
Dick: I don’t wanna!
Tim: What, do you wanna switch?
Dick: Well, no—
Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.
Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.
Tim: Okay. Be Batman.
Dick: …
Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.
Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?
Cass: Dibs
Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair
Bruce, who’s been sitting at the dining room table with them the whole time: Are you done dividing my assets and responsibilities between yourselves now? Can we eat our dinner?
May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?
Jason: hey Tim. Was going through your closet and found your secret stash of Barbie dolls.
Tim: liar.
Tim: I didn’t play with Barbie dolls.
Tim: it was either Bratz dolls or My Scene.
Jason turning to look at Dick who’s recording what they thought would be an embarrassing moment like he’s in the office.
Jason: my bad.
my oneshots in a nutshell *sighhh*