[dafancyuhinspiration]

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[redstonedust]

oh ofc you're a bottom

WRONG. i don't have sex. i'm on tumblr.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[champagnearab]

Imagine finding the love of your life

[svdaily]

Imagine getting to keep them

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[orphetoon]

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢