not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing
don’t contact me. ever

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Jules of Nature
Stranger Things

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Discoholic 🪩
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

titsay

oozey mess

Andulka

@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
Three Goblin Art

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@wellavenia
not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing
don’t contact me. ever
im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life
like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back
i knew from a young age that i didn’t want all of this
I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me
not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing
im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss
being a human is so annoying all i do is spend money and be sad
the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible
Sometimes the ship aint your taste but the freaks who create the art for it are so goddamn skilled that you end up liking it by proxy... and thats truly what fandom is about
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that
getting up from bed tips
getting up from bed cheats
getting up from bed codes
getting up from bed ending explained
you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left