Well, shit.

Emily. 20. UK. Gay. The 100, Supergirl, Carmilla, Video Games, Marvel.

[systemic-dreams]

[surreal--memes]

[toothplug]

Visit Original Link

[illumahottie]

Omg

[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

i am in physical pain delete this immediately

[neurodivergent-crow]

IM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS BLESS YOU OP

[surprisebitch]

this is still so funny and iconic

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[bioware-critical]

so i’m watching stranger things rn and honestly? bless this diner guy

[bioware-critical]

why can’t i enjoy nice things

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[bandtshirt]

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

“Fun fact: Janet is me!”

[sassyintern]

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[thatoverwatchgirl-deactivated20]

JUNE 1ST 2017 AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.

[forgottenghosty]

June 1st, 2018 and I’m so ready!

[afloweroutofstone]

[welele]

[wiselwisel]

[pizzaotter]

wHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

[randomthingsthatilike1]

what kind of finals procrastinating engineering nonsense is this

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[lunablue99]

I’m quite sleep deprived and that story had me in absolute tears of laughter and I’m not entirely sure why

[ok-dingo]

[ok-dingo]

when I presented this project to my 3D design class nobody laughed

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[stoneyboboney]

This is Lesbian Money Lincoln. Reblog to enhance your chance to find a lesbian or $$. Or a $$$ lesbian. Also good for protecting your favorite girlfriend jeans from tears or shrinkage.

[stoneyboboney]

Let’s get Lesbian Money Lincoln to 50K reblogs. HELP A LESBIAN IN YOUR LIFE GET THE MONEY/GIRLFRIEND JEANS/GIRLFRIEND SHE DESERVES.