hi

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[ruinedchildhood]

Are we going to forget that this happened?

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lifewithmoodswings]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[liberalsarecool]

Yes.

[putyermoneywhereyourmouthis]

[phazedarts]

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[unwavering-emotions]

I don't think this part is meant to be funny but when your partner is a cyndaquil its literally the funniest shit ever I am SCREAMING

[jane--xoxo]

😂

[vesface]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Better see y'all reblogging this

[disasterhimbo]

This user wears their mask over their nose and sealed properly!

[stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva]

[hatin]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[humanundead]

[dealanexmachina]

Because Trump was golfing (of course) when the election was called, he had to drive through all of DC celebrating his outsting. Most have posted the picture (above) of his face as they drove in. I would also like to share with you the view of what he was seeing (below courtesy of an evan vucci/AP)

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