I don't wanna wake up in your wasteland.

The written word delights me. Living with chronic pain does not. AO3: raineraine

[endiness]

SAM REID as LESTAT DE LIONCOURT The Vampire Lestat debuts June 7th

[grabmyboner]

when ilya is like 55 he will have his phone font on the largest size possible with his screen brightness all the way up and he will be texting shane SHOW ME UR HOLE while he is in the line at the supermarket and it will traumatise nosy teenagers in line behind him

[grabmyboner]

what’s the point at which shane forces ilya to get glasses do you think . im pitching the manager at wholefoods near their house politely lets shane know when he comes to get some kale that the local teens call ilya the hole guy

[gaypeople]

louis & lestat + their jackson square bench

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[gerardwaysbob]

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[nikkimsworld3]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Antisemitism Required Reading

I get a lot of ignorant comments & tags on my posts about antisemitism, and I’ve already spent way too much time & energy engaging with them. So to preserve my sanity, I’ve made the decision not to engage too deeply with any commenters who haven’t at least read all of these in their entirety:

“Jewish Space Lasers” by Mike Rothschild

“People Love Dead Jews” by Dara Horn

“Jews Don’t Count” by David Baddiel

“Anti-Judaism: The Western Tradition” by David Nirenberg

"More Than a Century of Antisemitism", GEC Special Report [PDF] [Executive Summary w/ link to PDF] [Press Release w/ link to report]

If you’re not Jewish, please read all of this literature before adding anything to my posts about antisemitism.

Jews, please add any books you think should be on the list!

[Updated August 20th, 2025]

[bananiii-0]

[ninjaotta]

something i haven’t seen anyone mention yet is shane ‘autism’ hollander keeps hiring people to help him be normal

oh hollander you have too many pillows and his heart probably drops because what do you MEAN that’s too many, ilya, i hired someone who knows The Rules Of House Appearance and they approved this. this is Rules Approved

oh you look flashy at the bar in tampa and ilya laughs at him for getting a stylist and excuse ME, ilya, but this outfit is Rules Approved by someone who knows The Rules Of Outfit Appearance, Personally. is Rules Okayed. it’s a Good Outfit™️

[officialspec]

martyr / mausoleum

[my-2nd-account]

[koala2055]

op you must. you must add the scene where he's leaning on the paper towel holder in the bathroom.

[hothockey]

the thing ! about shane dropping to give ilya head in .05 seconds and then coming up so worried he did it wrong is actually !! that it doesn't matter if he did suck (ha) at it. ilya has got the read on him here. he's not gonna say if it was bad. that's not the point.

the point is that when a #2 draft-pick career-overachiever is desperate enough for your cock to drop the knee at the doorway of your first sexual encounter when he couldn't clock your flirting or his OWN flirting for over a year, and didn't initiate anything until you jerked off in front of him and pushed him against a wall and slid your thumb into his mouth but now! now he leans into your kisses like he is trying to breathe through your lips and clutches at your waist in awe and shoves his hand greedily into your pants to get you hard enough in 12 seconds to suck and THEN asks you with a panicked look on his face if he was bad -- you say, ah no, opposite. too much, too good!

too good of him to be so longing and so eager and so ready for you to take. too good of him wanting to be so good right off the whistle. to want so hard and so wet and so deeply, its consumed the back of his brain and made the back of his throat ache and made him moan around you while he tried to balance covering his teeth and sucking and pulling back your foreskin. too good, that he wants you so so fiercely.

and you double-check your instinct, you ask, is your first time with a man, first time feeling this? leading shane to vocalize it. leading him to his desire. yes, he lunges for your lips. yes, he was curious.

did you like sucking my cock? and he skitters away from it, tries to make his desire less, but you have his desire in your hands and you are scruffing it and forcing it to look at the flame. don't play it off. did you like it. yes? and shane who says of course it was different in a lifetime from now, gives it up instantly and says, yes.

and ilya grips that desire and says, shall i let you have it again? and that!! that is the point.

[galecstatic]

read a book!!! listen to music!!! watch gay shows and movies!!! hyperfixate!!! hydrate!!! be a nerd!!! try to be whimsy!!! fangirl over fictional characters!!! write your thoughts!!! go for short or long walks!!! kiss your mom and grandma!!! laugh out loud!!! talk to strangers about your favorite authors!!! be annoying!!! watch that documentary!!! talk to animals!!! enjoy your ice cream!!! watch the sunset!!! daydream!!! take naps!!! go to bookstores!!! express more!!! dance like nobody is watching!!! sing and vocalize!!! smile more!!! study that language you wanna learn!!! go to cinemas alone!!! be gay!!! never ever shut up about your interests!!! oh cmon you guys try to live a little and stop thinking too much you literally got nothing to lose babe

[aesfocus]

Fort Amol at dawn

[stuckyfanart]

Since you’ve been on a reblogging spree seeing all these old Stucky fanarts is really making me nostalgic and a little sad. I miss the old days. I miss these artists that haven’t posted anything in years. 2014-2018 were the golden years for us. 💔

Oh, anon I feel this so much!

This fandom had and still does create some of the best artwork I’ve ever seen! I do agree, those years were peak! I could barely keep up, which was not a bad problem to have, if I’m completely honest 😂

I’m glad all the older art work I’ve been bringing back to the timeline makes you nostalgic but hopefully not too sad! There is still much Stucky to love for a very long time. 💕💕

[themoonandmyman]

best Shane traits

- smiles like a contented cartoon frog

- clarifying questions

- stands like it’s his first time in a human body

- macrobiotic-powered autism fuck machine made exclusively for hockey and taking huge cock

- tummy

[themoonandmyman]

‘Ilya next please’ - As you wish my queen

Best Ilya traits

- an ass like two cantaloupes in a sock

- ‘ok’

- dead dad

- *distant sounds of torment*

- cums fast

- spiritual reincarnation of Miss Piggy

[acreaturecalledgreed]

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day” 

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

i like my version better im not gonna lie

[ladyartemisia28]

I like your version better too!