Wellie the Dancing Well

Go, Samwell!

[aristocrating]

Dex: I'm dying Dex: I got food poisoning Dex: From fucking eggs Nursey: awww baby 🥺 Nursey: u fucked eggs Nursey: ur not supposed to do that

@incorrect-omgcp-frogs

[dameferre]

If you don’t mind, where in canon did Nursey call out Dex for calling someone a pussy? I’m asking because this is the first I’ve heard of it, that’s even worse than his already dickish behavior.

of course i don’t mind, i think it’s something we should all be aware of, so this would be the event in question, from here:

which is a bit of a jumble and some of the text is obscured because ngozi’s a straight up genius at setting up a good panel rife w tension

but! it can be decoded/inferred to read as this (everything in brackets is not actually in the argument but is the logical completion of the phrases)

N: BRO YOU’RE [N]OT EVEN LISTENING TO ME OUT THERE

D, (simultaneously): [THE] LAST ONE WENT IN BECAUSE YOU (unclear)

D: YEAH BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO FOL[LOW] DIRECTIONS

N: (unclear) STOP [CALLING EVERYONE] FUCKING PUSSYS

D: ARE YOU ON THEIR FUCKING TEAM SERIOUSLY!

N: (unclear) ‘CAUSE IT’S MISOG[YNISTIC AND] OFFENSIVE

D: I DON’T KNOW WHERE [YOU LEARNED TO] TALK TRASH [BUT]

N: (unclear) SUCH A FUCKING [H]OMO[PHOBIC PIECE OF] SHIT

so yeah everyone who wants to come into my house and preach me some shit about pure, misunderstood good-guy dex who is the innocent victim of unfounded assumptions and has never internalised any toxic shit while nursey is irrational and invasive or whatever the fuck can honestly choke cause our boy came to samwell a misogynist and that’s the fucking tea

[shittythehockeygirl]

can’t believe nursey and dex are canonically in love

[kookz]

:3c

[weareateam]

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

NurseyDex AU, Nursey secretly writes the horoscopes for the student newspaper, and Dex still hasn’t figured out why his horoscopes are so well suited to his daily life

[shitty-check-please-aus]

LIBRA: You’ve had a tough week, Libra. It’s the kind of week where you deserve better than a kale salad and some baked chicken for dinner. Order that pizza with double cheese and calabrian chilis, it’s what you deserve. 

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Dex: okay so they know my order from Joe’s Pizza and Pasta they GOTTA work there, it’s the only reasonable conclusion. Unless someone’s going through our trash??

Nursey, painting his nails: mhmm

[stanthefrogs]

#Dex watching the garbage cans with binoculars while Nursey is actively writing horoscopes behind him @birkholtzlovebot  your  TAGS

[vadadaca]

I will. NEVER. Get over this.

That face, Nursey. The Frog huddle. Our soft, angry boy is captain.

[ace-lardo]

So Dex made a lobster, Chowder made sharks, wtf did Nursey make?

wait

OMG are those LEAVES?

[firstdayasadumpling]

two dudes chillin’ (for the next 5 mins before they start arguing abt something stupid again)

[eggspice]

dex: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*

inktober 2017 day 3: nurseydex moment based of this tweet ↓↓↓↓

Walking Out of Faber Nursey: Dex, man, even if our next manager isn’t great we can look out for ourselves. Nursey: [topples down stairs]

[hurterbots]

I made a lobster brush for this lmao anyway happy Valentine’s Day but MORE IMPORTANTLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK MALIK NURSE so have this half assed drawing

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

When two ships have a kink, and it's mutual for one of them.

[simpl-ic-ity]

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

[omgpostsplease]

[kiodi]

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

[omgpostsplease]

[cheauxcobo]

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

[omgpostsplease]

[duckdotcom]

are you mad at me? would you like to be

[omgpostsplease]

[omgpostsplease]

Halloween Kegster 2k?? mr pinchy(x)

[omgpostsplease]

“If you call me Mr. Pinchy one more time Derek Nurse”