I will think of something clever later

[quasi-normalcy]

[transxfiles]

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

[transxfiles]

girl help the pessimists found me

[phoenixichi]

"girl help i am staunchly refusing to realise my own naivete in a world almost completely made up of things that couldnt care less about me or are actively exploiting me"

[tiefling-enjoyer]

[that-house]

Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others

[politijohn]

Source

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[depsidase]

[visualsandvoices]

A modernization of hamlet that takes place in a bakery called “the danish king” and its kinda slapstick kinda not and hamlet is cleaning up the bakery, knocks a bag of flour, and the cloud of flour becomes his dads ghost and as their conversation ends he’s just looking at his reflection in the bakery window covered in flour and he wonders if he’s going mad

[yassifiedgollum]

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

[proteinmom]

@2urban2fantasy :D

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

:D

[koiietseal]

Cawsecuted

[enchantedbook]

'Ghost Cat' by Sam Wolfe

[eroscestlavie]

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

[memewhore]

[velvet74sub]

[roach-works]

i think what i love most about this headline is that the couple clearly admitted it. they admitted they were doing a sex game. if your house burns down, even because of a flamethrower, you have so many other things you could say besides 'yeah we were having kinky sex', but these two people went and told journalists with their full chest that they were definitely, absolutely, 100% using the flame thrower for erotic reasons.

god bless america.

[toskarin]

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

[alpine-hoplite]

Absolutely based quote my dude

[saint-batrick]

[sfiddy]

[memewhore]

[weirdchristmas]

[dduane]

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

[9ofspades]

@unpretty wasn’t this bruce? 

[unpretty]

he was the other great frog of his era, the matsumoto hoji frog from 1814

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[callmebliss]

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

[a-sentient-cup]

[shavingangrypirates]

@spiritspodcast

[jhoca]

TIME TWILIGHT TEARS : Tunic of Twilight

▶︎ PART  1  |  2  |  3  |  4  |  5  |  5.5  |  6  |  7  |  8  |  9  |  10  |  11  |  12  |  13  |  14  |  15  |  16

a heartfelt reunion with wolf link? lmao totk link didn’t realize wolf link was with him all along…silly boy! I imagine this moment going down like one of those heartwarming dog movies (…I was losing my mind going through that spiral tunnel like it was never gonna end…)

♥ I’m on twitter / instagram

[oneheadtoanother]